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Show LONG AGO By Barton Bralej. When you were a prehistoric woman And I was a prehistoric man, Both two-thirds ape and one-third human hu-man Maybe that's when our lovo began Possibly over the head I cracked you And dragged you off to my tree or cave. If thoso were the ways thnt would attract you Doubtless that's how I would behave. be-have. Did I love you then? I can't recollect It, For It was Ever So Long Ago, But if You wero You well, I would suspect It Probably happened exactly so And if I were I, and I ever met you. As you swung by your tail with an airy grace, I probably did my best to get you, You probably gave mo an awful chase! I don't remember those pa occasions (Which maybe never occurred at All). WJiat style of wooing. Just what persuasions per-suasions I may have offored. I can't recall. If they were helpful, I sure have missed 'em. For Just at present, tho way things are, Though I've triad each promising kind of system, They're none of them getting me j verv far! J (.Copyright, 192 2, NEA Service. |