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Show 1 1 LAUGHS ON LIZZIE i A SHIFTLFSS Ilt'BBY I Mrs. Walker I see 5011 are driving, the new car voutself. Mrs Driver Yes. my husband has been so bus be hasn't learned to change gears vet. Mrs. Walker He hasn't learned f.o J channe gears yel ! Mrs Driver No, John hasn't learn- erl to ehanire irears and so 1 have to I shift for myself, A OOOO RUNNER I .Till Will you crank ur the new cir and run over for me? Jack Sure whom do you wnnt run ; over ' 100 FAR , Max t am going riding with Jim. Sue How far are you going? I Man Not as far as I went before. Sue How far was thai ' j Mary He kissed me. IlLINt. HHIVIA 'I saw you out driving csterday." "No. my wife was driving' "Hut she was in Che back seat." "Just the name, my rlte nras driving" driv-ing" THE LIMIT 1 My husband IS laid up for re-I re-I u.'iira." j "Exceeding the speed limit?" "No. exceeding the feed limit." ON HUE ROAD I Prank- My enxine Is missing. t wifo Oh. Frank, and the garage 1 isn't locked ' I frank What's that got to do with It? I Wife The engine will be plen bc I fore we gi . l ack. THE SMALLEST! row S "How bis Is Terranlii Ford? "Small, very Mr.all." "A one-horse town, it i? "' "Worse 1 ban that " "How come?" "A one-auto town. ON WEEK ON A GALLON 'LJetter buy this little old car ,of mine. It's the greatcfu g:cs saver In the world." "I thought you .said you only got two miles to the gallon?" "I know, but she stays In the garage Ivalf the time." V BAD ACCIDENT "What caused .he fight?" 'Mrs. Jones ran down Mrs Smith " I didn't know tho Joneses had a car." "You don't need a car to run down a neighbor." WHERE TO START , Klub How do you fl: an auto? Dub Begin at the bottom and work ' 11 n HOW HI-: KNI.W First Motorist 1 dreamed last night . bat I died and went to hell. Second Motorist How did you know it wm hell ? I First Motorist There were forty fireplugs on every block. FREE M It RastUS Yer honor, ain't the air I frce- Judjrc Of course the air is free Hast us Well, ycr honor, that's all I stole. lust plain air. Judge Burt you are charged with stealing an auto tire? Raatus I Just took it to wrap up the air Judge. AT THE AUTO snow Lady This is the car 1 want. Salesman Shall 1 drive it home for ; you ? Lady No drive HIS home in that iig one over there. Salesman Uut 1 thought you wanted this small one l.'ulv I do. Win 11 hubbv seeh the bis hi will compromise on the small one - 1 1 1 COD Thought you said Mrs. iNoarlvrlch won her divorce sua? PDQ Well die did. COD But the paper says Mr. Nearlyrlch ts given tho custody of I the children PDQ He was. Dut she was given the custody of the aiacp. OVER THE PHO 1 "Hello. Mary " "Hollo. Pred." I Listen Mary, we can't go driving tonight " "Fred Smith. 1 don't believe you want to go." "Of course I W ,nt to go. Mary." "Well, you want to go and I want . 0 go. Doesn't that settle It?" I "No. the car won't go " |