Show THE GREAT metropolis arm our J A OP ROK once a year new york I the glokler of free democratic government and meekly submits her nock to the yoke of relentless despotism her new dictator is not the man on ahm monar cli drives a brayl whoever owns a quadruped which can stand between two shafts is autocrat of all the household rewires he can pile up behind the poor beant and every cortil owin guny allega anco to the little empire on wheels waita on hia royal pleasure nadhum bly opening wallet begs his majesty to help himself to tho paris lia had two reign s of terror but ow york lina one every may day any man who a a piano or gouge a rill cin froe vent for ail hu dialog ism and swear at everybody until the air in alno and nil on a rising mar att the work fiust be done ten thousand kotlier people aio in the same fix and gioris that no man can number aro emptying themselves upon tho sidewalks Every Dodys buck michea so lop head his fingers aro bruised his chil dien impatient and it rain about three timeto a day to add that everybody balno irritable is drawing it mildly everybody tilso nants n truck and it would bo pleasing to add if it were rue that everybody observed th injunction evil thinking and coveting his neighbors truck smith takes Sob nison s house and the latter must bo hurries jonm out upon alie sidewalk jonca displaces brown brown displaces FUz noodle and so one large part of new york another till you feel like describing the operation about as the old deacon read tins alth chapter of genesis when aflfe stumbling over a lot of unpronounceable hebrew name be ran his eye to the bott omand gravely added and so brethren they went on begetting one another to tho end of the chapter A RIVAL TO an irrepressible genius in eliza bath X J haa been electric light which experts say is superior to edison s and likely to supersede supercede super cede it jilia name u phillip dauhl a mechanical ex pert employed by the singer sewing machine people your correspondent was waited on by mr diehl last week specifications and drawings of the patent just issued for the invention and without deigning to ak any oral explanations tha task was boldly undertaken der taken of unraveling the mysteries thereof and displaying them to the delighted vision tl borki innocent of electricity as though ben franklin never flow a kite or to make a more feeling comparison as ft country editor pocketbook is of thousand dollar greenbacks green backs or his subscription ioa list of bad debts for people here never think of cheating a printer or hardly everl but this was not the first windmill against which my lance had been shive redl once after dark in the depth of a new woods I labored long and faithfully to convince myself that I lost but that was easy to tho job of finding myself amid tha mazes of those after diehl had gonel L got into a babbling brook on that memorable occasion but tho chill of a mountain atam was enervation itself to the cold shock from those currents I bruised mournfully afung the gra nite boulders but it a circumstance to the way I bruised my good opinion of myself floundering about among diehls carbon once I got stuck in a little lighter on the awful oar nt the mouth of the rio grando and the ugly breakers grashed gnashed their white teeth at us till wo began to feel sorry for the life insurance companies ive had left behind us but all that wa wai i a good joke beside the way I on dichas little lighter I went into the war and resolved rp solved never to come home till the rebellion was crushed but I could hava crushed it all alone just as easily a I could have evolved any animate literary creature out of dichas cold and rigid clamps and armatures electric arche and currents magnets und cores I am perfectly satisfied that electric light li a brilliant and dazzling sue amsl I am morally certain eliat diehls electrio lamp can give more light in a minute than a newspaper man can describe in a century but if ever I try again to tell hw at abo of converting ton thousand compound technical terms into flesh colored english it will bo afar every honorable avenue of industry has been clad against me the di strained for his rent and the poor misters ambulance back tip in front MAY can a clergyman marry asks an exchange wo suppose lie can but aro afraid ho would biot be a happy coupled in that air tight inquired a man in u hardware sture hi ox anin a stevo no gir replied the dork air never geta tight lift lost a customer nevor it inay not alway apply libien as A coined into B room says Bs now do you liko my new chopa A oh they are inu an feat for feniolo pedestrian des trian is to walk thousand hours amt pmt thousand millinery autore displaying the latest of spring bonnets |