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Show NYMPHS RAISE "RUMPUS" Want Bare Knees and One-Piece Suits AGAINST RESORT LAWS N. E. A. Staff Corrsipondent ATLANTIC CITY, N. J . July V Pity the poor bathing girl of ihe great seashore resort who needs must keep her dimpled knees covered and her legs incased from the glare of tho sun. and men. or go to the "horfse-gow." "horfse-gow." What's the use of seashorlng and bathing and board walking if one cannot can-not dress as she sees fit' "Down wlih the leagues against hare legd and one-piece suits." thej i r "Bolsheviks of dress." retort the parson. who are shocked al what ihoy call "indreni drcs.' An organized protest against the Atlantic At-lantic City rule prohibiting one-piece bathing suits and bare legs was heard at the fambu'a resort when u delegation delega-tion of beauties, encumbered with the within the law" bathing suits called on the beach enforcement officer and "kicked." They rebelled against the law, quoting quot-ing the free Couilliv' sM.ff, x.oed the rule that defines the length of skirts and sneered at that one which prohibits bare legs. The delegation's spokesman, a pret-1 pret-1 ty miss of twenty, w hoje bathing cos- nirae was beautiful despite Its proper I length skirl and tights, declared the I one-piece stilt as not so much of an I Issue as the bare-legged stuff. ' l.i - be we'd like to ge our legs sun- burned one In a while," she said. The law ' listened patiently and ' then replied: "I am onlv enforcing the law, obey or take the consequcn-, consequcn-, ces." "Smarty!" chorused the delegation and swished out of the office muttering mutter-ing Something about "What's happened happen-ed to tho men. seems the sight of a bare lg is becoming disgusting lo them V'. And every day some rebellious maid-i maid-i en troops merrily down to the beach In defiance of the law and Is brought ' Into court and fined : 2 j WEE 6EE SAYS" O -n on n's aco there waa 3 smile v N (Szx?? Till he did swing i- "rO- And ml"3 the thing """V At least about a half a mile. 1 -r-- J Here is a little ditty. , Might call it Just a gem The words that go lo make It up, lt title Ask Bill Klem? The 'fined dear bhi .-i century For Luiuelng Luke MCLukSi The dm I i he Cubanola For flourishing his duke. How sweet will be the precedent, j "Twill live as long ns nun Cavort around With balls and bats This feud of Buque and Kem And w hen poor Bill Is call In 'cm Good, bail and otherwise Why fans will razz ami ra.z and razz Ie don't ferglt dose guvs. Fining a ball player Is as common as dust on thc parlor furniture, but sticking the assessment on a big league umpire has B new Jlngli all Us own, An umpire's word has heen gospel for SO long ibat the cas of LuqUe and I Klem will add a new chapter to the baseball bible. The umpire ought to be just as much of a gentleman as a player and shouldn't be overlooked in case he isn'i. Luque admits he is a Cuban, and that )o is n pitcher for th' RedlCKS, but he is certain he doesn't measure down to some of tho things Klein suggested. sug-gested. Aat that the Cuban Is no mean hitter and he shows tho Red" spirit The Redlegs are still the cream of the National league, but thev have th.-Idea th.-Idea thai the Whole baseball world Is conspiring against them and mavbe 11 Is |