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Show NpT TO BE CAUGHT. Railroad Porter Who Waa Almost Too Sharp. Prot D a well known ventriloquist, ventril-oquist, waa bidding adieu to soma friends, when ona of tbem presented him with a little foi terrlor, to which ba had takan a great fancy. Tha train began to mora, and tbera waa no tlina to get a dog ticket; ao whon tha cry "Tickets!" waa heard at a few stations sta-tions farther on, Prof. D popped tha dog Into a small hamper, which waa labolod, "Prof. D , Ventriloquist." Ventrilo-quist." In bold letters. Tha dog ba-gan ba-gan barking, whic h draw tha porter a attention to tha hampor. The porter read tha Inbol. then said to tha pro-faasori pro-faasori "I'm not taking any Just now, minor; I'va boon oaught Ilka that ba-fore." |