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Show A Feminine Toaet. At a state Federation dinner enjoyed by club women of the Northwest, in St. Paul. Minn , a witty response to the toast. "The Ideal Man " Man is the paragon ran as follows: On his own ground he of animals surpassed the lion in magnanimity, the bX In acumen, the parrot in repartee tbs monkey in veriatillty. the ant in thrift, the fish in self control, the spider la all that goes to make up a valued ember of society. I dare say that if all the facts were known, man is mors f an absolute success than the mulei CAUSTIC HUMOR OF GALILEO. Used in Demolishing Argument Mads by Brother Scientist In a recently published biography of GaliU-some stories are told of the cau&tic humor of that bold Investigator. Lotario S?arsi, a wr'ter on science, having said that the Babylonians used to cook eggs t) whirling them in a The cause of sling. Galileo replied. such an effect is very remote from that to which it is attributed and to find the true cause I shall reason thusIf an effect does not follow with us which followed with others at another time it is because in our experiments something is wanting which was the cause of the former success; and If only one thing Is wanting to us that one thing Is the true cause. Now we have eggs and slings and strong men to whirl them, and yet they will not become cooked; nay, if tney were hot at first they mor quickly become cold; and since nothing is wanting to us but to be Babylonian it follows that being Babylonians Is the true cause why the eggs became cooked and not to the friction of tha air, which is what I wish to prove." NOT TO BE CAUGHT. The main muscular support i cf hody weakso moA tet go gate. Railroad up fltraig St. Jacobs Oil Pries is., aa4 SOc. ettrytrrTetfiyfTffme smiuuuuhuiiuuuummuimuuuuus Fergus Goalterf MUSIC CO. $350 PIANOS FOR $190 $150 ORGANS FOR $75 10.000 ... UNO FOR CATALOaUOO. E Fergus Coalter Music Co-- , LAKE CITY. SALT Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contains Mercury.me11 M Not Far Away. "I was once," said a celebrated preacher, "in a Cornish mine some hundreds of feet down In the bowelr of the earth. Crawling down a ladder, end feeling that the temperature was every moment getting warmer, I said to a miner who wa Accompanying me: " It's getting Very hot down here: how far is it, do you think, to T dont the Infernal regions V" know exactly he replied, but if you let go you will be there In about two minutes.' " lutthstW"?" Xmss -- a S'lver ps' elite f Ml Mt set i ite. grCONAHAV JEWELRVCO City 77t fiUrl BtOOINOrtMfC "COTTON Who Waa Almost Too Sharp. , a well known ventril Prof. D oquist, was bidding adieu to soma friends, wben one of them presented him with a little fox terrlor, to which he had taken a great fancy. The train began to move, and there waa no time to get n dog ticket; so when the cry Tickets! waa heard at a few stations farther on, Prof. D popped the dog into a small hamper, which was labeled, "Prof. D , Ventrilo quist. in bold letters. The dog began barking, which drew the porter'e attention to the hamper. The porter read the label, then said to the professor: "Im not taking any Just now, mister; Ive been oaugbt like that before." nrmTttTnmtmmnnnnnwrmffnTTmu 25e.ten 6uana-tt- Porter and mercury wl'l suralr diroy ihc mdn of deraug tbe whole y item vbea eateiiuf completely II through the tnuooui ettrf e. Such article should Dover be eaod except prescription from rrputaWe pbfilclsus. as tba damage they win do la tea fold to the good you can poaaibly oerlte from them. Balls Catarrh ura, mauufaetared bf F. J. Cheney A Co., lo edo, O.. oontaios bo mercury, end U Ukei UternAHy. acting directly upon the blo d aadmnoouaaurfeceaof tiiesytlem la buying Halls Ca'arrh t are be sure yea get the genuine. It Is Ukn late aally and made lu Toledo. Ohio by F J Cheney A Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Drueglaia Frlc 7 V per bottle Hell' Family i'lUs are t ie bea. PICCKO OHCST MUtIO . AT 10 CBNTO PIN COPY If you want creamery prices do at do, use JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR. . . Childish Ideas of Beauty. The idea of beauty In children is trangely varied. A teacher at a certain school gave thirty children five minutes to think over the most beautiful thing they ever saw. Five chose the moon and stars, two the sun and one the setting sun. One of the five who chose the moon stipulated that he meant only the full moon. Two children choee flowers, two scenery end two birds. Not one chose a human facet The snow, the rain, a butterfly, a tigers skin, salt, silver and gold, a brooch and pink silk all had one vote each. the creameries CO 3 ft LT -- Bee mattmi In the world. Better then Any Ceetern meke Will coot you lees money Aek your deeler for tt Look lor our tride merk. i Utah Bedding A MTg Co., M Sfert saS 6th North Sts. la It La. City. Oops for Cooramption is an infallible medicine (or conch end cold. N, W . SAJCDBh Pec Grove, N. J.. Feb. 17. WOO Plaoa Dressing the Hair In Africa.. The Suk tribe in Africa work their matted kalr Into a kind of "Net bow cheap, hut hew rood." Whitaker I & Dallas, Makers, ww rum I FREE Its Beat Views of AYtse'lot lty mai led to Anyone seed ng as name trefrieadA sod addreof two orn who Are suFerJnr A CO. Kl( J.t 814 AND MASQUERADE -- WARRANTS tt LIFE SSH ,tm to soldtrrs of sny wr Writ trip at oof H UG&E, Berth Block. D&5TSJL, COLO. GAY ALT bag-shape- d PAY SPOT CASH FOR SKSTUIID HIT WaI rtrr$. rTRr., Mr. Wln.low'. S FOR ItSNT . . . . FOR C.T.LOSUSS .NO FNIOSS. LAKE fhons yes. COSTUMINQ sr stars ST., rait HOUSE tsua oitt MIOHBST CASH FftICS FAID FOR RAW FURS ANO GAME HEADS MEHESY, THE FURRIER. wests FOR FKIOS UST. SSkT UtRS OltT. UTAH CURED PERSSAXEKTLY At hum. withmrt Kmift sr Osss-tuunder tbe pemoaml dlrsetios of E. H. H. moire, M D..Camr tortsy Ipeel.lt.Klt yHni, Writs for tie. Hi full yerUc alarm. Htrdins't Ml Cancer Car C. OGDEN, UTAH. ' CAPSICUU VASELIHE Trass, (rrr rr u ooLumrmrai.aemtmrd er CRT A ae bed tale for and anperiorto ether .teeter, and will sot blister the deUeete akin. The pawl laying and curadee enaiiuae at thh artiela are wooderfoL It will to. the toothache at once, and relieve bandar honed sciatica. WermeomteSnditam the hart Bl end aaleat external counter-irritan- t knows, alee an external remedy for sains in the cheat and eanmnch and all rhaataatia. aeurakle aad fumy complaints. A trial anil praea what era eteia for it aad It anil be found to ha Inrahr abte la the household. Many people aa, "It la the bast of all yoar preparations." Price 1 oantw at aU druct nta er ether dealers, or by endiaf this amoutit to na in posters ataaapa wa will send you a tube by mail. No article shell Id be more pied by the public naleaa the ir label, eadheririae it ia CtfESEBROUail MPQ. CO 11 hunt Street. New Yoes Clrt. a 4 "t J I te. chignon stiffened with clay. This reaches almost to the waisL The Suk also wears a curious cape made ol monkey skin rubbed soft This caps Is not worn for warmth or protection from the sun, but wbeu it rains they put the cape over their, heads to pro vent the clay being washed out of their hair. 1.71-- 0 - Soothing For ebtWren Ireitun. fin me .uni., reduce Im fisnunAttos, KtlAf i phis, curei wind colic. 2Sca botti PHYLA VHATRICAL 4 p.- Second Thoughts. Deacon C, bad an Irish girl who was decidedly verdant The Deacon was building a woodhouse on ground And, share, which enclosed a well. said his servant "are ye goln to move the well? Observing a smile oa his "Ah! what a big face, she added: fool I be. Shure ivlry drop of water would run out moving it!" Slope the Clough and Works Off tbe Cold . Laxative Brorno Quinine Tablets. Price Bcl Great Mens Wit Chief Justice Story attended a public dinner in Boston' at which Edward Everett was present Desiring to pay a delicate compliment to the latter, the learned Judge proposed as a volmerit unteer toast: "Fame-follow- s where Everett goes." The brilliant "To scholar arose end responded: whatever heights Judicial learning may attain in this country, tt will navar get above one Story. SncpeeA Indla Rubber Imports. Tha Importation of India rubber Into the United States last year exceeded 80,000,000 pounds, and i was The valued at more 80 pet about Increased have Imports cent la the last ten years. . Over $100, 000,000 worth of manufactures irom India rubber are now turned out a s factorise. Anally from American Scr.al and - By Edtinai C. L u tlu a fiirim-mr- Ii1k mil) itit- ixii-iioitud htruclural V r 1!ouinliiij, ui in a b tin farm home gn.il tin- - Tliei-e- , unmt be elli-nt- , iuuuuial condition nf tin- owner of the farm. of the Mirroiindins-i- , lioweter, were those in the teaoh of etery Ilian and no f.iitu lioiui- one lie) ami r u - PECK. nilu-l- i - loutrolh-- 'panning. erituiy Lifq ct th9 Country Hem How the Yjug? Pecr.q May Bq Kept cn the Farm cr Fltte.tc Leave It, The- A - Straighten Up dfLombtca To restore, gtrgtfc$ ad htee um i o lAAtAAAAi Backache "Twentieth - Much who lias the enterprise and ambition to proeure them Shade tiees ami outside adornments are within the reach of etery entei priMnir faiuo-- i wJio cares to have his home a eiedit to hnnself of his and attractive to tin nieuilH-rfamily. The matters of convenience mentioned are in the teaili of man worthy to he called a farmer. Farm life is the ouiy one thut can boast of divine origin. Man was commanded to till the soil, and even before Adam was driven from Eden he was given control and management over what the Almighty evidently intended to be the Ideal of life of the being He bad created, lie never commanded n man to become a banker, a merchant, a lawyer, a speculator or a stock vocabroker. All these are tions. lie did make him a farmer, and if farm life Is not so happy and enjoyable as any that exists, It Is because of the shortcomings and mistakes of tbe farmer himself. There are a few primary principles In the social life of most business men, not found, as a rule. In average farm homes, but w lleli the farmer would do well to adopt. Tbe business man leaves Ills business in hts office or place of business at tbe close of the day when he locks Its doors. It is a rare thing to hear him cares, trials discussing his business nnd perplexities In his home. He may mention them sufficiently for those members of bis family to whom be Intrusts his business cares to understand and be conversant with them, but this Is done briefly, and is not allowed to Interfere with home life. Every farmer should adhere strictly to the rule that business matters and plans are never to enter th dining room, and only on rare occasions be allowed a place about the fireside in the family sitting room. Cheerful conversation, good humor and even jollity about the family table have a great deal to do with good digestion, health and long life. Young men and women are not likely, in laying out the plans ior 'future life, td' select one that has proved unpleasant to them and ih which they found few If any elements of pleasure and enjoyment. Firm life becomes repulsive unless Its associations have been pleasant and attractive. If lu this article I shall have succeeded In making some practical suggestions as to how to make It so, Its purpose will have been accomplished. On a well conducted farm an average of ten hours per day In active labor 'will perform its manual work. Eight hours of sleep leaves six hours for mental Improvement and reasonable recreation.' The farm programme that does not admit of this is incomplete and imperfect Mental Improvement Is just as Important in tbe life of tbe farmer and bis family as rain or good crops. Better tbe severest drouth ever experienced than a dally programme In farm life tnat leaves no time or for educational development The developing farm boy .will find a place for entertainment and pleasure.' If these things are not to be found in his own home, he will go where they are to be found. If tbe father does not furnish the proper kind, tbe son will go where those are to be found which tbe father would not' be likely to approve. In short If tbe father doe not tactfully and intelligently shape tbe tastes that will fix the future character of the boy, those tastes and habits will be formed under the influences of others that are quite likely to be such as will not give promise of a satisfactory or desirable future life. What has old age in it to the farmer that contains nothing of hope for the future of the boys and girls he has brought Into the world? What more desirable than to have approaching old hge And him surrounded with sons and daughters with husbands who are well started In successful farm lives engaged In his chosen life work, well fitted by education and taste for the business, the. result of his foresight In shaping the tastes and habits of his children? A few dollars spent in croquet sets, hammocks, games, lawn chairs, etc., are among the wise Investments of A farm borne. Three or four of the leading agricultural weeklies should Always be found on tbe family reading .tables One or two of the - popular monthly magazines ought to be In every family, and tbe father should be so far conversant with their character as to be able to select those that lead to higher thought and Intelligent action; also at least two political newspapers representing the views of opposite leading political parties. A sons respect for his father will be Increased when be sees he Is broad enough to investigate both aides of political questions. In short, every literary attraction found In the village home should be foond in the fanA home, minus the trashy fiction often fonnd In village bonses. It Is Often profitable for two or three farmers to clnb together, each one taking one or two first class magazines, and exchanging among . their families ax seems desirable. In the present era of cheap literature there is no excuse for scarcity of reading matter In the farm . home. In these days of cheap farm tcle-s man-mad- en-ee- -- -- tUUflw-nos- s I is complete tlie gu.itly to (arm hie aeiit ms lals," einiieb mul tend to keep tile )oung folk if pfiper Mu. nil hues Above all. don t xlluvrmirself to lo-- e inieiest in the yO'tolk ol the ueighboi hood, them to jour home, and make it iJc.mnt them when they come. Utfoui know ou enjoy their pleas-W1- e fr It Will lighten their lives as Well to )om plensuie. Tilde js no civUnu hat come to ns tn later life sore vivid and attractive than the of tin home of some bos toitjde whose bouse was the (Hi hemg e ot the )ouijg meu and i won ot tile neighborhood. Your w (Million will he proud of their ton, amt it will go tar to give it that tttiMiou that shall keep the hoy on tin hr, U11d jf he t:,)s there, he will we hit that one good girl stays with (Vtuttibranee pll-i- Il-i- Win. most ixnverfui attraction to the toy for farm life is the mutter of pnfc Let him feel that his father's fart Ins on it better cattle, handsomer tor finer hogs nnd better crops tbaitre to he found on the farms of the leighhors. and he would he lesa tbmliumuu If he was not Interested in ttan. The live farmer of the twenties century will raise only blooded tod, There are two reasons for thin. Flnt, It is more profitable; second, then is a pleasure iu it not to be found in fit rearing of scrub stock. At present jric-e- of blooded stock they are at iaintble by any enterprising farmer, nj those bred for many generations for fie development of some particular feature or trait are more desirable for thsgsn that deslrea to turn that trait to profit than those bred with no special purpose In view. The farmer that livsuiUi a purpose and has no especial lim will be likely to rear hoys like kinaelf. "Like produces like. Bp the time a boy has reached the tgfsf eighteen or nineteen years (often long before that time) be will, if V have within him the material of whkti men are made, have made a election of his life work. If after hating passed his early life amid the ttnctlons and pleasant surroundings of firm life he has a strong preference foriome other vocatlonrhiechaulcnl or professional, he will be likely to bend All the every effort to Its attainment (am born and farm bred hoys are not gome of going to stay on the farm, t, them are needed for other fielda of and whpn they have a strong nit tunj Inclination for that other field and more actively they preparation for It the better, one decide for a farm life, the prep-tlo- n for It should he thorough end eful. The day has passed for the rgetic boy to be satisfied with in Iffferent preparation for any busi-il-'S-, whether professional or pastoral, tp must be educated in any line to t the competition of the age in vjilch he Is to live and work. Tbe ifcber his education and the more thorough his preparation for his work, itpe more interest be will take In it, ltd the greater the consequent sue- s 'M iss Whittaker, a prominent club woman of Savannah, Ga., tells how she was Entirely cured of ovarian troubles bv the use of Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. Dkab Mas. PnrzBAutI heartily AS amount of information at hapd to assist in the treatment of ail kinds of female ills as Mrs. lLuk ham. In her office at Lynn, Mass, she is able to do more for the ailing women of America than the family physician. Any woman, therefore, is responsible for her own tremble who will not take the pains to write to Mrs. Plnkham for advice. Uer address Is Lynn, Mass, and her advice is free. A letter from another woman showing what was acamiplished In her case by the use ol Lydia E. Plnkhams Vegetable Compound. ' - . - Dexh Mrs, Pikkiuvi : lam no to yon for the help Lydia Pink Vegetable Compound has given wtU I deem tt but a small return to wrltey L . expression Of my experience. Many years suffering with weakness, inflammation, end a broken down system, made me more anxious to die than live, bui Lydia E. llnk hums Vegetable Com pound soon restored my lost strength. Taking the medicine only two weeks produced e radical change, and two months restored me to perfect health. I am now s changed woman, end my friends wonder et the change, it is so marvelloua Sincerely yours. Miss M Arris Hxxar, 429 Green St lU-e- There has never been a time In the history of the present generation when fie prospects of the farmer were (fighter. Steam and electricity are r$ar by year bringing him In more Urect contact with the commercial itorld and Its markets. He can bny fceaper and sell higher than tt any ifine for years. Free agricultural tehools are within the reach of rtery, farmers son, and It costs less for a proper fitting for agricultural life Jiaa is required in any otoer profession (for farming is a profession), there should be a free and full feeling nd sympathy between father and son ta tbe plans for work and tbe future, the son should be consulted and ad vised with as If he were a partner in the business. By precept and example he should be taught to respect his oother and sisters and pay them tbe little attentions to which they are entitled. It takes something more than (iternal surroundings to constitute "Home. Whatever they may be, they are the mere adornments, necessary. It ' true, hot, after all, borne is what its tomates make It Mutual interest, nntual confidence, and mutual love, these three, and the greatest of them love, for where It exists the others trill be found. Where tt does not ex-k- t. In nine cases out of ten the fault trill be fonnd at tbe parents door and due to their example. New York to-da- y FeinpRjM Mas Writes With His Teeth. Louis Scbuelke," Jr., 1 probably the mly newspaper man who writes with his teeth. He is the Waterbury (Conn.) Danville, Vs." The testimonials which we are constantly publishing from tefnl women prove beyond a doubt tbe power of Lydia E. Pink s Vegetable Compound to conquer female diseases. FORFEIT If FeeaRRCt $5000 Shore Id finrml.te, vhteh at Bunker Site Of. IgRR, Mn Drug Co., Genera! Agents. n IO Sait Laka City, Utzh. . Dll MffU airr.t tram taata i te rirttiuO A SI terte te jo one. for mtetogu. .mi prlew. Bteilw bnrc.lu At line, Uniterm, string. nn4 Filling.. THE McKANNON MAPI PITEHT BY Ogden. Utah. MIDWIFE Grtdnii Mlfirtf f Hit) MmIst,serrtflee f)er nd autov. soui eprteuw, furtbt humff to fur during i after tt Bnettooi. Ulnsmr f vii. orrou4is iti rnbIti pri t,i shfrUoo $80 & ELEVATOR CO. yiLUKS BROS. MUSIO CO, 2U Washington An, Mn. CGDEM StM COFIE8 (Fo.tp.ldi SI.OO. AMO won- - 4rrftU W rite CteDEHS BEST mmX HIGH REMEDY U8ICwe3CS FLOUR . I FOR SALS BV ALL ORUOOtSTU NEVER FAILS- - AHO esNBRAL STORSS..m FOR THU MOUTH, THROAT. OTOMAOH AMO SOWStSw.. Kelisn-Judso- forthwith prodoe. th ortrtoal letters pier, tb.lr atenlute Will CANKER AND, DIPHTHERIA HILLS OGDEN, UTAH. Adr. Mu. teiMUeSA, triet oB&4toBG. 338 V. Third North. Salt Uks City. aiiimnniiiiiiuunnamiuuummimuB GROANS I S58.50 I OAYKES DROSKEHSESS MM. FOR - Bepnblican's correspondent rsjf Ii uc-ho- CRS. Lydia E. IMnkhams recommend a Uterine Tonic and Regulator. I suffered for four years with irregularities and Uterine troubles. Noons hut those whe have experienced this dreadful agony ean form any idea of the physical and mental misery those endure who are thus afflicted. Your Vegetable Compound. cured me within three months I waa fully restored to health and strength, and now my periods are regular and painless. Wbat a blessing 1 is to be able to obtain such a remedy wben so many doctors fall to help you. Lydia 12. Plnkhams Vegetable Compound is better than any doctor or medicine I ever had. Very truly years, klixs East Whitt axxk, 804 89th SL, W. Savannah, Ga No physician In the world baa had snch a training or such an Vegetable Compound Ill Keek, CURED.; Institute, Sif&'CSS & SOCKET PIAKBCa ALT LAKE CITY. The young man's affliction, which he Smrnnirmn? n minim n u rrmmmmflD las had since birth, is an inability to se either arms or hands. When be firgt went to school he found that It CRISMOil & NICHOLS, SBNO FOR FRCI UST, sould be necessary to write by some veants, and he Immediately began DS L Wtet Tw.,1. It - SALT LAKE CUT m1 M II r 1 f. . soi re. learning to do so with his teeth and his Hill. fto fI II 1 1 foes. He has found since that It is easier nd less .tiresome to work with his teeth toiftn with his toes, and thongb he has become proficient with the latter, most of hir writing is done with his teeth. ,Hls accomplishments are not confined la writing newiCbnOifr draws and paints with ease and a considerable degree of skill. His handwriting and fancy lettering are remarkable of what he has accomplished ander most trying circumstances. es I I Tii tb iStWhfb HtokS to4 VMnsM I pmi Imu. Writ for pwlmiMi I MOlcrt SARBEI COLU&K I I R. H. OFFICER & CO., LiiiLakhJ AtSAYERS AND CHEMISTS fall LaU Ciij, CUi RELIABLE a ASSAYS. W. N. tete... FrOT.pt rataru a .h Coe'r.. Ml m.Iw Of den Assay Co. A RLH-HMtH-- I I Sole Ume.telT-f- siitot . When Answering Advertisement Kindly Mention This Paper. , Bait Lake If sttv lorou riva&tftff Fish. VlUratM , J g n T Tt Art In i m 0. I" S t xi 1 . Journal moo th 1 Gc, ur c par F.Oi 162. JUitueara. 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