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Show Why tlia llnols Didn't SU. ""7 J. P, Morgan. Jr., wa describing visit ho mnde to Ireland last year. "In Dublin," he snld, "uiy valet fell III and I was obliged to send hi in home lo lauidou. Thenceforth I relied upon bolel valet, and queer llah, truly, sum of t hem were. There was a Derry hotel valet who amused me. I sat In the parlor of my suite one morning nnd sent blm to the bedroom for a pair of boots. " 'Two pair of boots,' I said, "sr In the marquetry closet. Hrlng me on pair, nnd be euro that they aro inntea.' "The Derry valet bustled off and brought bn. k a pair of boots that wer not unite arter all. Tntrlek,' I al4 thla pnlr of boot aro not mate.' "'Hiiro, then, air,' he ld, 'I don't know what' to be done at all, at all, for the other pulr In th cabinet ara not male either.' " |