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Show : PERISCOPINe-, THE WORLD f i with vJ I Our Office Boy. S , UNCLE MOE ON THRITT. 'j "Thrift s th' road." Sez Tnck Moe, I "Thct any man J Hez Rot fpr go : T' reach success In any line, An not be wastln' All him time. Have a little 1 O" what y earn RaTS each week A' then ye' 1 1 learn Thet each little bit Ye put away. Will brighten up A later day. It's eas f do When yer full o" pep An' when yer old Saves many a step. So save now, T.ad, In a sock or bank An' ye'll onl hae Yerseir f thank Bf when er old , An' all alone Ye kin kerp TERSELF In yer N" home." Some people have gooc eara for ( music but they need cultivating We are inclined to believe that the! pigeon hole, reserved h Mr Wilson j for the peace treaty without Article X. will prove to be of the carrier va-1 rlety, despite the president's remarks to the contrary Premature cold snap? are invariably conductive to getting the ashes out of the furnace in preparation for real i winter. Indiana farmers argue that loose thin corn stalks Indicate a mild win-ter win-ter " I f corn has turned weather ! prophet, we ran understand its atti-j tude on the market The coal miners are the only onesl who can relieve our embarrassment. They can put a patch on our coal bin's bottom. ) Hut. al that. oal miners aren't suehj bad fellows Tbey advise us to knock on wood when we rave about the pood Weather we are having. Nobody Is infallible, but a lot or people have to be told about theh mis-j takes. We are in favor of reckoning time since the date the administration promised to reduce the high cost of living The Mexican ro eminent can point Iwiui pncic- u in eti4l. ,u Lui, uiy Villa and his bandits alongside the I United States' efforts to corner the profiteers. According to President Wilson, the f peace treaty will need an intestinal monkey gland or two after the treaty I pels through You don't get paid today for what you art going to do tomorrow. It's slrsace that our idea of ju-tire and the JusMlce we eet never coincide. But at that, it is impossible to get Human Nature s goat It la the goat. Nuxated Iron, not Jack Iiempsey, licked Wlllard. a glaring signboard indicates, dispelling the impression we Fathered at the ring! lit If Berger Is elected again, he will have (he pleasant experience of meeting meet-ing himself bine kicked out as he goes in. Somr people man.ige to get good" luck by good management In fact, that's the only sure way j Since the advent of prohibition. we , have discovered a wonderful cure for the desire to drink Jazz has nothing on a duck. Both have but one note in which to expreafl themselves. I Bolsheviki are poor peecs agents for the barbers. I "Cannot justice and streetcars exist in the same community'' auks the Chicago Tribune Not without an Injunction In-junction by Justice. KniUA OETS OVER EFFECT? OF WAR. says a headline. ThatV nothing. It's a regular ouccurance with th m The Russians are rid of General Vudenlteh. but we have still to undergo under-go our winter's woolenH-lteh. YOU'RE NEXT. Ston kr p r That stick of randy in the window Is a quarter. Tommy How long can I lick It for a penny 'Boy's Life ' 1 irunkennesr. as comedy will have to go." "Well, wg cad still retain the selzer tjiphrn." Louis illc Courier-Journal. |