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Show PERIS COPI THE WORLDl t with Our Office Boy. v H R R. THE RAISIN ! A home-made drink. An awful taste. A handy sink A wanton waste. A bright idea. A cupboard m.n It might taste et A Ii 1 like beer. 'itrdboard box. Dried grapes within. They hold shocks And make for vim, A handful, then. Put in the drink. Right to the bottom Quickly sink. SUzle! Sizzle' Watch them work' First a fizzle-Then fizzle-Then a squirt! One taste's enough' One knows lie s been In communion with Oi' King Raisin. A bettor carries bis brains as well as his mouey In his pocket. There have lived and served In hese, 1 n.ted States three men who could' bave corabatted the present spirit of unrest among Ihe American people Washington, Lincoln and the truest ankee of them all T. R. The average workingman at the rountr; can't understand the attitude id the senate knowing that Hi Dators are not working piecework and don't I set 'lime and a hnlf" foi Overtime. I And bv all the standards of union labor. Wilson, Oompers and bouse should be on strike Modern robberies are pulled off in automobiles and one is forced to wonder won-der how the old time bandit ever made a respectable living. I The sooner a strike draws a backfire from the public the better. Out In California, a woman found that during her absence someone had siolen her house. But that wasn't the worst part of it she'd been paving taxes on it. recntina school teachers are out on I a strike for livable wages. How long Mill such a state of affairs be avoided in the TJ . S. And after the A. B. C. meet, toe! People who listen to scandal are using their minds as the mental sewers sew-ers of the community. great deal more important to the I'nited States juat now than tbe league of nations which does nor m-tempt m-tempt to conciliate internal affairs would he a league of unions to make j capital and labor behae. German gold Is again arriving in the I'nited Slates. But it isn t going to the I W W. now as during the war With every Jump In the price of food, human life grows Just that much cheaper, I hlldlsh prattle soon becomes childish child-ish rattle in a flat. It's an urly thing to say, but with the president ill. Tom Marshals in i tials become deeply significant To-' morrow Maybe. President Wilson received many gins in Europe but good health Wasn't among them. rtemus Ward Is much respected in Oklahoma since it has been discovered1 that he said whenever he was hit with an egg on the lecture platform ne began be-gan to feel that the arguments M the opposition were unsound. The surprise wasn't Caused by the! fart that the senate had vetoed amend men is to the league il was the fact that they took a vote to end the d is-1 cusalon. Cash is the beat inducement to I prompt and efficient service Most any bird can throttle a flivrer When nothing's In the way Rut let a poor ham get mixed in .. jam And there's always the Levil 10 pay LOOKING AHEAD' "He carries his love of high society .to the extreme." "That so?" "Yea. He even wants to have his cemetery lot among those of the best , families.' Detroit Free Press. Professor Todd may not be able to talk to Mars. But If he gets up fifty; thousand feet be ll be able to converse ! with the H C of L. Talk may be cheap but it has netted Bryan a living Ingenuity and invention tremble and' hak' in the presence of Scoff and Doubt. Shakespeare wanted to know "What s in a name?" Well, personam-speaking, personam-speaking, all my property is in my wife's name, Bill. The meanest wife on earth is she' who will fear up her husband's rub bers and then wish for a rain. WHICH REMINDS US THAT- D. T rooms in jails might be remodeled re-modeled now to relieve the housing shortage. |