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Show HOW TO BE HAPPY, THOUGH MARRIED. !; By DOHnTllY DIX, the World Highest Paid Woman Writer 5 Th problem of how to bo h;pp L0uKb married, Is one of the qucr II Jions wh"- ' ' r;,nnot with jl cr nor uitona Btal. II Those vrn nr'' ;,,rf ,;"'v married, and II ih"-1 vl" :,r' ',,K"i' 1,1 marry, ar. jl ,lkc, anxiou ij -''kink' some remedy jl V, win simplify the matrimonial ifl II problem, b ;i :ure Cure fOT the Ills of y J , 50Ir-ti- 1'f r,d ' preventive of di if The trouble sorms to be that In mat 1 I r . r. t. i ' " Idom fl! J H together Take, lor Instance, the fol fl tj ' v r 1 1 kr, for m .r J I1, , ... N" 1 M ml Wi .-. '.' i r.pni i; t( h J , ,, oman who tells her hue- H in, , i rj thing Bhe thinks Is the priz.- Jl ' . t, r h, for ;-he fherob Ij !.. I To Jl t, time ah til , , I I I . .. TP s ,, : -n that she heads of I a ir ii nu n' .. 'i nl pn- nts family 3 jUl ' : r .in l lm i dsuIi.h liT husband .iTi.nit it J ift.r' fad N'n ' ! n .u ' :' m !..( a i in ii,- - '' I'inan doi 0 I I. n lon'l fj worn l"'i A w ! an to I" d Bl I j o'rif k and drop calml ofl to Bleep f hi- think i J i ; hei husband is toil-; pc o i Ins I' !, : winl. I h i ' n ) r J pifion th.it in : .ttin-r m a frk-ndh f 1 pnii- product i Insomnia, with curtain i ' f. nit,- i ni jil if .1 1 mil.' I F jfclther does a wife reveal to her i I'oYarcsi Irn nil the bu im - . i. '-.and! J ,i ' i r is that her hus- l n.i "lil h' r. Too much tall A I jets p. i pi into trouble in the t.innlv j (iri I. ,i - ol I en as 1 1 do. - in ' he OU I j lid'' world aw wood, and sa noth I I jBf . s :'-s v iluabl.' a umtto in doun ; til life a- II is in politic.'-. BTheory No. 2 A Wife Should Keep I Her llu.-b.ind Prom W andering From I I His wn Fire-'d.' R Providing A ! Bonn iln- Attrm-i mna He Seektt I Abroad II r.n M r i do not like at home thf Jl rn ' Inn- - i In-', enjoy abroad . i raudculb wii- who continually Minu Bbnced, and laughed, and grimaced, and j juid danced, and laughed, and cm maced. would bore a man to death Noi H it convenient in a small Hat, or cot-Jl cot-Jl ta.i in -ct up a first class bar replace (lh.- bn a brae with spitoono, and sub ntltute ,i b.-er ( ooler for a piano b m .cau.ve ;i husband likes to spend hi9 I n v,',l'n-' 111 ;l saloon J J Theor;. No :: Husband should En- H.courap.' nd t'heer Th ir Wives H. 'tnkiri., n Int. rest in 1'om. tic Ai J tolrJ Fact Th.- most ftgernx atlng hus-; hus-; band on arth is the one who coes H sr.oopinc around the bouse, prying into jj Ihe a' bo and (Mikitm hi- nse into vci th-- liousekei pin- R The thr.f things a woman will nev ei forgiM . 1 1 i -.-Minns aboi:t how she should raise her children, gfc manac" In i r-ervanls, and keep down mj "the sroi.i lull The husband who criiici hi wile'- (nuking doe- n ;it n his peril and n isi is lie v. ho eats wha' tji d Is fi t before him. asking no questions, ; and who ne er at tempts to balance hi lirife's account -f Th...r No j A Man Should Mak ir.J a Fail Mliie of the Familv Finances 3 1 and ;i. Hi' W ii. Half of Ml He ' frrns uitl i " i The usual VmericaD average I in th. .I . . of the fa mil income gives Q a wifi pei r eni of it. Oilo rv. i?o therf would not be so many beautifu!-j beautifu!-j I l dressed women luxuriating around I BUnnu.r and winter reports while their I husbands toil in dark offices Three Wardrobe trunks full of confections for -Ii the wife, ,.nd i w o hirts for the hus- irband. are ,,,out the aid pied ratio of I f the dn id. of famih finau'-es in this' 16 f count i; ' . i Thenrx No ", Ti e Wife Should ! am xa - Me. 1 Hei Husband When He Re. 9t f turns llmne With :, (;i:,,i Sweet Smile , No Matter hat tin Hour Fact. If more wives met their hus-g hus-g bands with a broomstick or rolling pin I bout :: a. m instead of w ith watery I Smile w,. should have something doing L in real r form No woman comes roll In in at that hour looking for a glad sweet -mil-- from hubby. She knows I bettei than to try it Thai la Why I Women ar. more mor al than men. E Theon No. C, .Man Should Never A I Ncclect the Little Attentions Afater I Marriac That He Showed His Wifi I I When He I "as 1 'ournng II. r II Fact If married man devoted the " same amount of tim. spooning and holding his wif.-'s hands, and writing I her (ort . , n ,.. , 1 ters after mar-P mar-P riace that be did in the couriinc das. he would land in the bankruptc., court. Bentdes. after a woman Is married to man she wants him to proe his lov by deeds, not words. Theory No. 7. A Wife should Al ways Be Exquisitely Dressed and Keep Herself oung and Beautiful In Order to Retain Her Fascination for Hr Husband. Fact It can't be done. 0 woman knows the secret of perpetual routfa Nor can any woman be exquis tel dressed while she is w resiling uiih a ("thing baby, and trying to keep the hou.-( goini Fact No, '. A good dinner looks better bet-ter to a man than any Paris creaticn fend when the cook leaves he'd rather sec his wife in a blue checked apron lhan the most beautiful ball dress that was oir made. No man was ever sen tiinental on n empty siompch or no tieed what a woman had on when ho was hungry. Cleopalria first fed An thony. Then she fascinated him. Theory No. 8. A Wo..ian Shouln Be a Home Ansel W'ith All Her Interests Centering In Her Husband and Chil-1 dren. Fact. There are no women of v.-hoi 1 men tire so quickly as the ones who smell of bread and butter, and whose-conversation whose-conversation only runs the family gamut. Fact. That includes all other fact concerning how to be happy though married. Nobody can tell vou how to do it. |
