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Show SHORT OF LEGS. , At the annual dinner of the Farm- 1 ers club tho committee had a table fl set apart for their use -at ono end of the room. Tho carver, before whom IH was a large turkey, asked tho waiter to inquire of each guest what portion ' he would like before ho started carv- Each' one professed a desire to have a leg, and on this being told to" the , carver ho was somowhat confused, but, rising, he exclaimed: J IH "Gentlemen, I should like to oblige ( IH you all, but this is a turkoy I'm can - ing, not a blessed spider." London IH Tit-Bits. |