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Show WHITE ELEPHANT SAYS: "Golly." said the lamp stand, "wish I had a shade," "Gee," said the book ends, "wirh I had a book : "Whee," said the milkmaid, "wish I had B pail ; " "Humph." said the dinner stuff, "wish I had a cook:" "Bully,' said the book-ends at the Red Cross sale, "Goody. " said the milkmaid, ' what a lovely pail ; " "Sure " oriod the cook, "who couldn't be a dunce? Here's the finest dinner; 'twill display my talents once' " "Ah, signed the committee, "'twas a grand success," "1 es,' signed the articles, "at last we've happiness; For you never know real sorrow Until once you're incomplete; And you'll never know real happiness 'Til your other half you meet." So bring your odds or maybe ends. And match them up perchance, Then y ou'll be getting joy, besides The good old scouts in France F H. on |