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Show Basketeers lost at the Tourney they provided much clean amuse ment during the season for the fans here. That one fellow in Idaho is anxious to visit Uncle Bim Gump when he visits in Australia. Can some one furnish the address? That the window of the Clift Club .at 24 West Broadway is worthy of the attention of all sporting men. Ask Jack for his prices on anything used by a fisherman or a hunter. Did It Ever Occur to You That if there was another more capable peddles in Bingham Bing-ham we wouldn't feel anxious to meet him. That when a business man quits paying rent on his office, it doesn't look as rosy as he would have the Western Newspaper News-paper people believe. That GALL is all that's needed need-ed to sit at the bench with the members of the Press Association. Associa-tion. That there is all the difference between a "show me" man and a "lead me" one. That man's inhumanity to man is what keeps the undertaker under-taker from starving to death. That now is the time for one to swat the fly. Give the first one you see a little taste of high life. That listening in on the radio should be preferable to listening in on the telephone. That a pretty woman owes her greatest debt to nature, but often of-ten the dress maker, the milliner milli-ner and the beauty parlor operators op-erators are being owed some. That if the Government makes money, it's alright, but if you make it, it's all wrong. That an optimist is one who expects on planting flower seeds they will grow up and look as pretty as the pictures in the seed catalog. That Mr. Coolidge praises com mon honesty but it should be more common. That you should turn in your subscription now and start in reading our next new Serial "So Big" by Edna Ferber, known as the "female O. Henry." You are having a story worth at least $2.00 in any store. That in 1921 when Jack Demp sey fought Carpentier he is reported re-ported to have an income of $1,-000,000, $1,-000,000, including his part of the fiaM nurse, royalties and other income. Who wouldn't be a Dempsey? That we still feel enthusiastic concerning Mental Telepathy in spite of what Dr. Coover, of Stanford University says. That the Ladies of Bingham are cordially invited to attend the Millinery Display of Mrs. T. H. Parsons which will open at her store 436 Main on Wednesday, Wednes-day, the 25th of March. That French hair-dressers con tend bobbed hair must go, but the American women we imagine won't permit the dictates 'of the French. That the Elks can always show the rest how to put things over. That people will pay 25 cents for a Crossword Puzzle Magazine, Maga-zine, but the publishers won't get rich we imagine, as the-eross word will go just like Mah-Jong. That a cross word puzzler telephoned tel-ephoned a doctor for a seven letter word meaning "windpipe" he replied "trachea" and also sent a bill for $2.00 for professional profes-sional services. That it's not polite to tell a bill collector to call again. That oats cost money, but it didn't cost much to operate an electric hobby horse. That when you call a party in Lark and central assures you "the line is busy" it's "no darn lie. That the United States Government Gov-ernment has the credit for Rink-' ing their own battleships if n-body n-body else will. j That hot dog and gas station; between Bingham and Salt Lak are tiJl increasing. I That keeping a man' nvutJi shut prevents him from gettfftj his foot into it. That in &peakir; A the . office employe, there a n' desire on our part kt-t Vj At KaUrieaL That tf.e pictur ' 'yr Y'A-unteer Y'A-unteer Yipc IhturujrtA -iiki was sh'wfi at V-e Vrj.fr m Tueviay was VMW.jfrA. That uiiU $U J&xgLuo lt.: |
