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Show j SPORT SCRAPPLE j Mildred rouses in our heart A very curious feeling, Just like we feel when Tyrus Cobb Gets caught as he's a-stealing. Perhaps the sympathy for Ty Is self-commiseration, For we were trying, too, the theft Man's tried since tho Creation, Wo can hear Dick Curley "weep without with-out shedding a tear. It's llko hearing a man who has just set firo to an orphan or-phan asylum and got away with tho funds of the Scrubwoman's union complaining com-plaining because he lost a brace of frogs on a sure tip. In spito of tho fact that Tiny Maxwell Max-well is betting on Kilbano, wo aro of the amateur opinion that Johnny will pull the Brutus-Cassius on Leonard. If tho war department wants to extract ex-tract solace from a possible reverso, they can engage tho managers of the ham-and-egg boxers. The only time they haven't an excuse in on tho infrequent infre-quent occasion when their protege wins. Let's call it a draw and label Ouimet as a semi-professional. We've no sympathy with the umpires. um-pires. There aro lots of bricklayers wanted. |