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Show mmwmmmmmmm OUIt IJUBnET OP PON. COMB GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. riettam and Jelaam front the Tl.l. of I'nn-Cp to Dale Jokes and ftallre (lrl(lnl and ri.lretrd (looil Laoflis from the Joke Papers, The nrlionl (llrl Abroad. Krom Vunh Dtar girl, who profit aa you ought When ecl.nlincally taunht lly abl leaehers, When on your holiday, you go. Nature to lour trained eye. will shew L'ndreamt.of features. While on some tank of moss or fern lour aUt.r's Idle ulanees turn. Then Idly press on. That self.same spot, by you If seen. Yields lo our observation keen An object lea.on. Ten give no vulear admiration To ivalinonrr. my or carnation That decks the border! Kaeh flower )ou skilfully dlissct To wrrst lis serrela and delect lis clsas and order. tlfsM the river bank (poor boy!) Your brother, with a puerile joy That never varies, A prlmrore pl.irks a flower lo him To oii. dear child. II Is a lrlia ula vulgaris. fto not an Incident or sight Shall meet your gat from morn to night, Itut dexterous turning Therefrom occasions will procure Of showing off to others your Hupeilor learning. lilt Laet Iteaort. "Why It It that Deputy (Iradoubb al-T.ya al-T.ya take. hl wife along when he at-trndi at-trndi the ulon of the chambers T" "0, lt' tho only way In which he can mako her listen to him when lid's speaking without her answering backr-I'ollchlnelle. Medieval "The more I think," observed the studious grandee, "about our Rrrat national hero, Don Quixote, the less do I regard him ns a true typo of Spanish chivalry." "Your words are almost hereiy," replied re-plied another crandee. "Hut why do you think thus?" "Well, for Instance, he waa defeated In his gallant attack on the windmill, and yet, though tho windmill was unable una-ble to write or give lis own vcralon of the affair, we have no record that the Immortal Quixote ever celebrated the Ylctory," New Yotk World. Olrls Tslloeed for SUB. An Urewera tohunga who ha. been engaged In tattooing the Maori girls In tbo Day of l'lcnty district during the last lew weeks has shifted bl. reel-denco reel-denco to Otuawhala, a settlement near Mattplhl. He Is still kept busy, and on this account hoi raised hla price all around to 115 a head. Ai n rule, tbe Maori girls are not flush ot cash, but, like their European listen, when It comes to a question ot adornment, the money Is found somehow. Auckland Auck-land Star. Mattsled. Mn. Illilcr "Charles, don't think we will go to Hlstflili llcacli, after all. I heir that II rs. Dibble Is going to be there." Mr. Xlliler-"Wlia of thai? There'll be room enough for both ot you " Mn. Illxler "Charlti Illxler, l'vo mrt that woman at the bench three summers, sum-mers, and I am not going to be brought In contact with that tambour work ot her. again. I'm tired and sick of the light of It."-Iloiton Transcript. A "(llr. Aw.y." .. "Madame has gone ouraaaBj n message for c UHH was tho mvfffH "She wished tliH JuitPntrBe and I'll so andJIHimSor jlob. Ths Doctor ralnted, I'atlent Now doctor, I mean to place myself In our hands. Ksplalnxl, Krlend "To be frank with yon, I can't aee how Mr. Ilardcaah happened to consent to your marriage with her daughter." Mr. SllmpurteWSbe said I waa tho only young turn who showed any consideration for a mqtber'i feelings, feel-ings, You see, when the other fallow! look her daughtejsjJSVrldlng they seldom KoM-trflppil, after dirk, tutSiiMPIl4 always brought Mr ho&TH 'n on hou' " Friend '1"""'lBaaW ,"" MtrTteH ", ii iii n B I nummMmmm- |