Show HANK SCOTTS SHIRTS I 1 remember hank scott well he lived out in my town and ono one day lie ho visited the city and bought a halt half dozen flannel shirts at a bar bargain 7 mn sale on the way home there wa was s a wreck and hank was thrown through a bridge into tho the water fortunately lie ho was Iiii unharmed harmed and reached homa home in ar an hour houi by bv walking vigorously lie he groped his way up to bed and lighting the lamp was surprised at his cifes exclamation well for heavens sake hank scott what do you mean by coming homo borno without any shirt and one of them newfangled new neckties around your neck the shirt had shrunk hank had seven oven children and they started those I 1 shirts down the line the hi e oldest d eat boy squeezed into them after tho first washing the second lad fell heir to them after the second washing and so on down to the baby but the they had to lo stop that because one night the baby upset the bottle of milk on the shirt and was purple in the taco face when mrs scott awakened and rescued it since then hank always buys his hia flannel shirts from home merchants it may cost a little more at the start st art says hank but its a darned flight less lehs horrifying afterward |