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you OU give gho a n poor old man n a 0 or FI I few pennies JuC See hoto hete rejoined the person ac nc accosted act t costell I 1 give gho you OU a n dime Illmo three days j ago 1 bi I believe bellove you did lid sir sll replied the beggar but do cIa the best beat I can I T flail find O it Impossible to keep my m expenses be bc bez z low 3 13 cents a day and your dime dimeis is all gone gallo sir Bill Again What did ditl the crowd bellow out then asked the tho old man iU ll i who vas Avas slightly deaf Three cheers for faCt Taft responded his hie city nephew I By gum I thoUght tho said J tId ld Three lra for tor Tart Taft I know Bill Billis la is pretty big but hut I 1 think hed hod quite require three Innocence Mrs rs Van Gilt GOt My 1 b husband Is la feeling the effect of ot the financial situ situation atlon Ho lie took a n tumble Iu In Wall Wail Wallstreet street tho the other day du Mrs Groon Indeed Banana peel peelor tei or elevator ace dent 1 The Girls College Team I Eva En But 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ill ladys window the theother other night What Indeed It was a Providence that gave save us th tb weather mused tho the thoE E 2 Janitor j philosopher his hlA brooms You think so John simko up the I fit fat policeman 1 Ol oI do cIo th iii weather hill would all nil tho tIle old ohl fogies that loaf loat around cigar shops awn awu n Wb grocery stores hov ho bo to lo kick aboUt Sympathy It Il was iii the We art rt museum Yos t Mitody Bald al Mr as he ho referred to t his catalogue this lie a of or VeHus YOU see sho she any till il Poor PoOl thing sighed Highet Mrs lIard Ilard alpho I t wn wM wondering w Wondering what my nty dear doUr Why hy how bow In tho the world she aho ever evor carried her shopping bag Vast Difference Money said Bald the tho cynic enle la in tho the thereal real rea trouble In life lite It never nevor Impressed mo me as aD being anything hire c tro trouble blo sighed tho thoman mutt man who was broke And 1111 why wh not hot sir fair fairWell Well Vell rell It Is 18 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