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Show 6UUBU1)GKT0F FUN? BOMB GOOD J0KB9. ORIOINAL AND 8BLKCTCD. iTnniterrel rlireaaanaNo MiHklna tie forn l.laM nii of K.t.m and IVIllr lloniiir-ui, anna. t Ilia Ulil lulka at llon.a, III. I.,.,!. "I liaro written a aoitnet, my dear, to you, A elMiy acntiet, atMremeJ to thee, there are tuurteen Hue In It count 'em nnd we the rlijrma are r(ct, the meter, loo, Iteaut It rarelullr ihrougli and through Ami t lien cue your honeet opinion to ine; WouM ou aenil it aeray ob, tell me, well, let ua aay the Centitryt" "Alt, ye, your norma tlreervra a place In one tit tbe liruvleit matatlnea; The fourteen line, aro model! ot trace Anil the meter a aa true a a pan ot bean. Hut, any, ran you look me itraliht In the fare. And honratljr tell roe what It lueane'" Uon.t.rfol. " 'Moth 'atonlahlng ilnit, pletceman llilc) I could nwoar I ahavr one moon tumble out o' the ky Jin' now (bid, an' (till there'! two uioreot 'em a ihln. In'." KnslUh Ex. nam 1)1.1 tJur.lUn. "Bay," raid tho neaapaper poet to hli friend, tho Idiot, "can't ) ou (Ira me an Idea for a fear terteaT" "What on?" naked the Idiot Tbe poet looked tlaied for an Initant and then laid, "Thanka," and, running run-ning lo hla den, penned off elxbt Qua-tralnt Qua-tralnt on the nubject: "Idiotic Ant-were Ant-were to the Clvltent of Queittont," that he told afterward for tl.7t. Detroit De-troit Free Prene. rSfllnak ad, l'h. mrijtji "Men mny.-com and nitormay,(e, but I (0 on for erer." nanj tbe brook In the aprloK, l'reaently It waa become uratn.r an the brook waa dry. "Ob, co on," abouted tbe mooktni bird, mockingly. Tbla fable teachea that wrong no-tlona no-tlona may be got by reading Ttnny. on. Detroit Journal. Habit Thar llaaa. Jonet "You aeem to be awfully up-let up-let our tht little trip you and your wife aro to take. I don't aes what there li about golux away for a week that ihouid worry you .a" Drown "It Un't Juit the fact that we're going away. The trouble l that whentvrr my wife takea a trip that will lait over night abe lualaia on turning turn-ing It Into a rrgular moving." Tka lll.t I'ulaa al II. ma. My little onea have gono amy To day a month or two Wltb grandpa'a folks, tome teren mllei Thla aide of Knlnmaioo; I'm rorry for tha poor old aoula; They're feeble now, at beet. And If tbey stand Iho prceent whirl Tbey'll neexl a good, long rMt K kmohlni A Ilu ad. Head Waller lleg pardon, air, but It'a ag'ln tbe regulation, hot tbe etc-tablltbment, etc-tablltbment, air, to amok, before f o'clock. Irlih Ux. Too llorrll.la. Burgling DIIw'N0 no j woa.t tt In agalnl Bhe'a talking In her aleep." The mouie-"Vell, dnt ain't nuth-In'." nuth-In'." Durgllng Din (hoariely) "Dut ihe' a loldy elocutlonUt." s.n rranclice Examiner. He More lo be laid, Bba th nka a great deal ot him. does eher' "P1"'" r"t 1I of hlmT Well I ibould rather tlifnk not Why, 1 don't lwlleve AdmlraT'Dewey itandt ny higher In bv estimation," |