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Show 'jffOHN HENRY ON SUMMER RESORTS. fly HUGH McllUGII GEORGE Y. HOBART1 "The Afternoon Parade " Ml for thai ummer resort gag Ob! fine! Ml fur a Bars toga set bark this summer hut n, ,,.r o more for mine. At night ),,r, t a MB Wtn ttl4 rest of the so tal push and drink high-balls high-balls to maV, me sick, an I could drlnl Harsavii water In the morning to male me l That s what is railed reciprocity, because be-cause i works both ways against the middle Isn't It the limit the way peoplo from nil over tin country will rush to these fashionable summer rworts with wlin)p,n pTHketlHieka an I with their bak accounts frothing at the raoulbl The most popular fad at every summer sum-mer resort I e ever climbed Into Is to wslch the landlord reaching out for the coin Husbands make bets with their wives whether ih landlord of the hotel ho-tel will get all their money In an hour or an hour and n half Ilolh bwbauri nnd wife loose, because be-cause the landlord generally gets It In ten minutes At some of the hotel dining rooms It costs six dollars to peep In, eight dollars to walk in nnd fifteen dollars to get near enough to a waller to talk soup You can see leu of swell guys In the dlnlnirooma who aro now using a fork In public for the first time This reminds me of an experience t had In a certain summer resort din Ing room not long ago At n table near me sat Ike (loose-helmer (loose-helmer Ike Is a self mado man and he mads a quick Job of It Ike wal eating with his knlfo and doing It so recklessly that I felt like yelling for tho sticking plaster After I had watched him for aliout I five minuses trying lo Jugglo tho new peas on I knife, It got on my nerves, so I spnlo,to blm "lkc,"Jf said, thlrjKlnr; possibly r might ure him with a bit of sarcasm, sar-casm, "nren t you afraid you will cut yourself with tho aworri?" 'Ol! no no," Ike answered, looking at tin knlfo with contempt, "there Is no dicier at all Hut nt the Palmer house In Chicago Ah! (hero thoy havo lourp knives!" Ike It beyond the breakers for mine, Thi rares at Saratoga were extremely extreme-ly writing A friend of mine volunteered to pick out tie winners for me, hut sftcr 1 1 loit eight dollars I decided that It would be cheaper to pick out a new frlenl I Hut I do love to mingle with society at the summer resorts It lu I generally known, but one of my great grandfathers was present when tbe original (00 landed at I'lym tilth Itoek My great grnndfather owned tha rock A couple of nights after the nrlgl nil IH landed on Plymouth Hock tho leader of the smart set Mrs Von Tweedledum gave n full dress ball My greatgrandfather looked In nt the fulldreas ball and wns so allocked t tint be went and opened a clothing store nJt day Hoelet) i vcr forgave hlrn for this Inslnustli Hut say, Isa't It Immense the way K "l': Xa a Self-Mado Man." tbe doings of these society dubs are cbrenlelsd n the society papers? In eaa, y0u haven't noticed them I would Ilk (o put you wise to a few HO0IAI OLINTH ntOM TIIK SUM MRU ItBSOIlTS Among (he smart setters now prs nt at Saratoga Is lohn J. Souse-builder, Souse-builder, the well known millionaire from Olnelnnatl. He Is hero to follow fol-low tho races, but he seems te luve lau idea that the horses live In the hotel barroom, because tlutt Is where I he does most of his following Cornelius Hudsllfter, the well known Inventor of tbe patent clionlesa rliow. rhow. Is paying deep attention ts Ksmerslda (landerfare. the brilliant daughter of old man Tlghtflst Oan-derCtce, Oan-derCtce, the millionaire Inventor of a system of opening clams li) steam. Cornelius and liameralda make a aweet and lieaullful picture as they stroll arm In arm lo the post ornce, I Wj I Mercedes and rater, where Cornelius malls a check for the week's alimony to his former wife, who ts visiting lawyera In South Da- Hector J. ttoobernlk, well known In society, la spending tho summer at Atlantic City Hector was formerly n Ilohcmlan glass blower, but ho Is now rich enough lo leavo oft tlia last part of his occupation, so ho calls himself Just n bohemlsn which la dlrffrent. Hector Is paying deep attention at-tention to Phyllis Kurdshelmer, the daughter pf Mike Kurdshelmer, the millionaire Inventor of tho slippery elm shoo horn Ous llennholsler, tho widely known bunion broker and society man of South Newark, is summering at Capo : May, whero he mingle with tho other peta of fashion Ous Units It very hsrd to refrain from looking at ho- plo'a feet during the bathing hours, but otherwise ho is doing qullo well, Hank Schiultplrkle and his latest wife from Chicago sailed on the steam ship Minnehaha last week to spend tho season In the llrltlsh capital lira Schmltplcklea will occupy tho villa at No 714 Cottagechteae place, llllthtrlngham Park, near Hpeakeosy Towers, on the Old Kent road, Hays-water, Hays-water, across from Shoredltcii Ood save tho klngl .Mercedes Cauliflower Is summering nt Narragansclt Pier, nnd her flauro, Mr Pi lor Cuckooblrd, Is dancing attendance at-tendance upon her It will bo remembered re-membered that Mercedes Is tho ilaugh-ler ilaugh-ler and heiress of Jacob Cauliflower, the mllllonalrn manufacturer of bone-leas bone-leas tripe, which has become quite a fad In society alnco tho beef trust got chesty Peter Cuckooblrd Is a rising ris-ing young bricklayer on his falher'a side but on account of the forttino left him hy his mother, lis la now butter-flying butter-flying through life In a gasoline barouche ba-rouche with diamond settings In tho tires. Hank Dol! and his daughter, Crys-Inline, Crys-Inline, sailed on the Oceanic yesterday for the Illvlera Hefore the steamship steam-ship pulled out Hank admitted that he dldn t know whether the Itlvlera was a city or a new kind of cheese, but If money could do the trick he In-ti In-ti ruled to know the truth Mr nuil Mrs James Shine von Shine wore divorced yseterday at the home of the bride's parents In Newport New-port The ceremony was very simple sim-ple but expensive to the ex husband. Consldershle alimony changed hands The private cottage of Mrs Offulrlrh Swellswell at liar Harbor has been lienutlfully decorated In honor of tho approaching divorce of their daugh ter, Oladys, from her husband, Percy Sklddon Percy Is the well known manufacturer nf the reversible two-stsp two-stsp so much used by society Cards are all out for a divorce In the family of the Von O males, but owing to a typographical error In tho curds It Is liniiosslble to say whether It Is the obi man or the son Hoth employ blonde typewriters (l opyrUlit, 1M1. by 0 V Dillingham Co.) |