Show N hUt I i. i unusual about T the who wean spectacles There wout be nothing unusual about him lf If he wore a gas mask ThIngs are not breakIng Yer very well for Cor the highly highl perfumed Mr Kearns these oon he will be e down 1 to his l st scent Aged cyclist with foot 22 beard felt fell nd ad was badly injured injure at Reno suggest he hether heither ther ither get gf gfa a shave or a. a a kiddie We note by the papers foot foot- footballer ballets baller have started dummy tack tack- ling it must be hard at I Um s t to distinguish the pl players front the dummIes The all season can not be considered officially op opened ned until one ot f the d dear ar professors raises the th annual cry the varsity coach Is over Bill Bitt took his shoes off ocr I and played a a. tennIs match against a In his stocking feet Perhaps It vas as just as well lIe want playing strip poker Th general Idea seems to be beto beto to Babe Ruth Huth to do all his batting battinI around at the ball bali park Mr approached ched the short water hole at his favorite fa golf course Alt All the members or of the preceding foursome had their drives Into the pond as follows and to wit No 1 No Z 2 No 3 No 4 Turning to his caddy Mr commanded Boy hand rn me my canoe It was just about thIs time lut year ar wasn't wasat it it that the experts were calling cailing Dig Big Muon the saviour of wrestling and all that sort of The Harvard coaching staff starr hu has been completely re reorganized It remains to be seen whether r this action will viii make the Uie Yale drubbing an any easier euler to take There Is' Is Is some consolation Jimmy At least he will wiil never nevel he be known as the ex- ex light heavyweight champ Because It took him 11 rounds to stretch Slattery on the canvas can Mr 11 Berlenbach was wall given the two edged razz b by the fans Maybe the they wanted him to use II a ashot shot gun By winning the Deals Duls cup matche for the sixth cOOls consecutive year ear America we read has es- es tier Ier complete monopoly of tennis This is 15 something that will be hard bard to live down Bob Dob FitzsImmons was 32 5 years eau of age when he fought Coughl his last fight It begins to appear all as allf r f D mp ey will JJ be exactly that old ohl whim he fights his next one Two professional proCessional beau beauties les were forced out or of the Ole Atlantic City pageant Mr 1 s a beauty u ty must be a girl who has learned I.-arnel to lisp I Cal Coolidge has gone back to the White House after a. a remark remark- remarkable able vacation It was re- re because at no time did he have a golf golC club In his hand o too much of amateur standing I to a accept for Cor a series of magazIne art It If the editor Is still interested we are glad to an- an announce herewith we have no ama ama- tur standing Perhaps youa you's like to know that Watts altoS Gunn the golfer Is In no noway noway way related to Watts or Watts alls the Interrogative e twins Mr 11 Robert Hughes motorist was d on c a a. round of golf If he had pUshed hed noteworthy Noteworthy ejaculated Mr oIl Why Vh I shot a cow In one at the third There Is not much difference a baseball expert and a expert One has hl his splurges of optimism In April and the other In September Connie Slack denies the Ath idles cracked Connie Is right they blew wide open Old Ma Ian Winter must be lurk lurk- lurkIng log Ing around th the corner cornel The papers say pay Hoppe Is chat chal- Jake Schaefer haerer again |