Show TOM TOMI I SIMS J. S SAYS YS Indian Rajah Is In London has I three wives with him Imagine having to lie to that t many wives Germans say American merican tourists I dont don't drink much It II all depends on how much Is much I And is' is Germany motorcycles I Iare are becoming popular with wills new new- newlyweds Loves Love's blind here May May- Maybe be its it's deaf deat there la l Dont Don't worry if you haven't heard of all the great men Chances are they haven't heard of you ou either What the farmers need Is a war warto warto to the finish between armyworms army worms and corn borers and boll weevils Radio waves travel almost as fast Cast as the news that some friend has gone and bought a permanent nent wave ave aveNo Xo No matter what you get on the radio In warns warm weather the tho static usually makes it sound like hades bodes An old lady tells us she wishes all men were In politics so 80 they would be more mor polite Another thing that seems to grow sharper the more its it's used Is tho bill of a a. mosquito Things are so quiet In Chicago now those not beIng shot at can catch a little sleep every night No girl should go riding with a stranger In one of fords Ford's air air- airplanes airplanes planes without taking her own parachute along And AnI when flivver airplanes are common every house hous will have a ano ano the no parking sign painted on roof The silver lining to flivver air air- airi airplanes airplanes i planes becoming common Is reck reckless less drivers wont won't last long Improving property seems to consist of cutting down all the trees an and putting up a filling ala sta tion This weather makes us long for fora a job as real estate agent In some deserted village 1925 XEA NEA Service Inc nn |