Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1926-08-12 | Page 4 | Barbs

BARms I By Tow Tom Sims I I We Vo have havo more voters than ever er before yet et the price of ot votes Is advancing steadily I j I Philadelphia crooks S must be get get- getting ting worse Cops there aru aro ordered not to wear any jewelry Washington couldn't lie but did lie spend his vacation fishing Dublin reports a a II surplus of women and so does a young oung fellow tellow who got married last June II H G 0 Wells writes about Greek Gr art We Wo know a Greek Greel Interior Inter decorator He runs a a cafe World could struggle along without a good nickel cigar If It could find a II pipe that stayed lit Maybe Maybe Valentine Valentino really Is a brave man Hes He's playing opposite jack Dempsey's wife In tn a movie Rupert Hughes Hughs thinks wo we need needa a new cure cure for or crime Heros Hero's anew a new flew one Enforce the tho laws Half Halt a loaf loat Is better than work work- orl log Ine all day Saturday The miser counts his gold cold this tl 13 being all he has bas to count on Smear the dishes with soft boiled boll d eggs so you can let them soak Copyright 1926 1925 NEi NEA ServIce Inc