Show I Today I Coolidge Off Orr orr I SIlly Lawyer Silly Souls NotI Not I llen Damned Men Will right Fight ri ht BY nT ARTHUR I Copyright 1926 By The Til Star Company President was elected and Is Ie l paid to act net as executive approving or vetoing laws lawn en en- en enforcing en forcIng them If It Ho He knows that ho be h was wa not elected tomake to make laws or change chance e them and he acts acta accordingly H Ii lIe tells III earnest prohibition gentlemen Urging him to ace 1 age agitation for modification of the Vol tt d net act that the public can be b trusted to work out that problem for itself lt lf In Irs other ether words he wilt will 11 keep out of the liquor dis dispute Meanwhile congressional com corn committee committees are arc discussing and stu study study- y- y Ing studyIng yIng various modification bills old brewery properties recently as aa plentiful and cheap as a any kind kindor kindo or of leaves In itt Vallombrosa are In demand and on the th political horizon n a wet et cloud bigger bluer than thana a mans man's hand seems s ems em to sa say ay light wines and beer Whether the light ht combination would check the th ravages of ot hea heavy bootleg whisky or discourage boot boot- bootlegging boot legging and nd Its crime crim wave time may tell t ll In New York Tork City there are practicing lawyers lawers almost three lanes liml's line as many as In ill CM- CM cago Thero There are ar more mor lawyers lawers titan there once onre were saloon keep keep- keepers keepers ers era In the h Ug JIg city And the 6 will agree that hath the only client worth while Is ts the big corporation that hisses for its lis forlis faithful defenders when tn in trouble In 11 the tile long calendar of saints edIn only on one was a lawyer lEe Ite 11 ed In Brittany and on his hi saints Mints day this song sung un r et non latre Res miranda Populo The Th accuracy of that quotation is III not warranted nor 1101 Its Iti spIrit approved d The marvel Is la that so great a majority of la lawyers should be honest men after associating with clients eager caper to 1 best beat est each other Irresponsible boys boya Itching for notorIety Jacking reverence form Corm form ed cd an Association A of Da Damn Souls at the tho University of Roch- Roch e eater estr ter They profess atheism and feel Important as silly llly souls often eften so when halt half baked The Th undergraduates now for for- formally formally for formally mally dIsapprove them which wal hardly necessary sary A frog seeing ft a locomotive and saying I know nothing about the engineer may be maybe forgiven en but hut only a a fool tool frog fro would say Y ay There Is I no engIneer Thy my high Intelligence tells me that Professor E C Jessup sensibly about mans man's fighting In and the th of ef ar wan Man Is Ii as much mu h of a 0 fighter aa a ever says soya the th professor proff or and the way to end war Is 1 to direct mens men's love menlove love of fighting tl hUn Into better work ork than killing each ti other nr The fIghting Instinct expresses energy That can be b used up In infighting righting fighting n nature ture usefully going up to new flew altitudes altitude In flying Inn ma- ma chines machines exploring ocean depths climbing mountains jn in frIendly competition among monr nations and In other ways way ays Men len Ien unwilling to fight or or not eager ager to tight right for a reason would be b problem mere white whit rabbits rabbit rabbit The rho lem Is la to make mak them fight Use Use- always fully Usefully They will be bo fIghters al- al al ways as This Is the days day's day Important revolutionize news destined possibly po bly to lionize Industry including auto auto- mobile automobile makIng Gunther a produces young youns- engineer of Vienna pro pro- pro duces a a current of ot electricity di dl reet from chemicals chemical I He believes that his hi Invention will do away with dynamos and says ay one pound of his chemical combInation will wl do the th work of at ata ofa ofa a pound 12 tonic storage battery It sounds like releasing the th power In the Inthe atom tom e eIt It If he has ha found locked up In chemicals the th light ll ht storage tor battery that Edison Ellson looked for he ha h has ha something worthwhile To release power from chem chem- chemicals or er take It direct from Crom the thun sun beyond would enrich h this earth be- be be ond yond mens men's men dreams dream and cut the th day days daya work to one on hour Just now that might spoil spall poll the human race not yet fit to be b rea re leased ed from the th necessity shar lash I I I This Thle Is ls s certain We are ar lust Just ju t be ginning g the age age f of electricity as our ancestors were wre ere beginning the lh steam age after tt r the battle batti of Waterloo And what hat steam team did increasing human efficiency and wealth will Ill seem cem as a nothIng com com- compared pared with the Work that elec- elec electrIcity will rill do If It European nation nations would stop hating and fighting each other and Concentrate on development d v ment ot of electric power they th y could pay for their quickly 1 bloody loo y and brutal war ar quick quick- and ly-and and probably be b ready for another A black prize prizefighter tighter Mr Tiger FloWers of Georgia Geor recently took the Championship In his class clan away from Greb a a white whit fighter and nd has h gon back to the th Georgia pulpIt In tn which he h occasionallY preaches cht Most Mo t Interesting Is I the th black blackI fighters fighter's that while h he fought the white whit man mun ho he h repeat- repeat d Cu il to himself the th first tint verse ver e of his favorite favorit psalm Blessed bo the th Lord my strength which my hand to war ar and my fingers to fight Mr Greb might almost claim a foul toul on that The Th rules rule say that a fighter must murt ba have hav no outside out- out side BIde Id assistance l except betWeen rounds The Abbe Abb Dacle Dale parish pariah priest t In ina li a II small French village te has lisa In- In Invented in invented vented a a machine machin to plant cab cab- cab bages bare cabbages A boon to market garden garden- gardeners gardeners ers ers r a a mechanical hand plants the seedlings more perfectly than the human hand rapidly ty with perfect t re regularity Farmer Farmen will Ill b be Interested In that alto also In the tb fact tact that you ran il keep cows oft off railroad tracks track pre pre- prevent prevent prevot vent their going through fence I openings simply Imply by laying a few tew f old lengths length ot of Iron pip raised an aninch I Inch loch or two above the th ground roun across the th that you Ou do not no want the tho th cow cows cow to to pass over Mrs Sir Irs Cows Cow puts put her foot toot on the round pipe don does not like It and turns turn back This cow rebuff Is used generally rilly In California Vice Vie President Dawes Daw hu has ha a i sense nse of ef humor back of his pipe i When b he wanted to hurry th the tho busineSs of the senate enate he was told you must follow the th senate rul ruke rule Now he h makes make the th senators fol- fol follow follow fol follow low their own rules rule including a arule rule rul that compels compel them to fane tace the speaker and pay attention Mention to him when questioning or address s ing Ine each other That they dont don't lute like quite quit so well ovell |