Show I 1 cn c t 9 t J SEVEN YS J I Vi OL l N Y Y BY o ol I I I Copyright 1923 I NEW NEV YORK yanK Ma May lay 5 5 This week I has had as many names as a I burglar and d as of man mini tics I-I I tics Its It's been boys week Belle Belle- Bellevue Belle vue vue hospital nurses fiftieth anal anni anniversary week daylight savIng savIn Bell I V eel eek sugar boycott week borne homB V s sweet t homo home week weel Noto Not so I Is s 1 sugar perhaps but the less Jess sugar in m the New York YorI pantry the more money moncy In the Neol Ne NewYork York pocket I As it if alt aJl this was waa not enough to toI I raise aso one ones s blood pressure pr the I bakers balers are on The wom- wom I on en l national an club ts Is I I a OO Just oft off Fifth avenue in m the tho late I thirties The Staten Islanders Islander ant 1 nt to raise mise poultry in defiance ot of the city ordinance agaInst or or tt tM t sor sort 1 man I later found to be crazy askea John D Rockefeller Jr for a dollar And the Hippodrome after 18 big years closed Its doors I brInging to an all end the t show on a 1 t gigantic scale e In Amer Amer- AmerIcan AmerIcan American ican drama Of course cours bo bos s week was the I biggest week of the week eel Things wh put on by the boys work or- or organIzation organization or organization In operation co-operation 1 Ith the thc Rotary Kotary club the Idea i being to show that there theres there's good In evry cv ev- ev evry cry ry one even a small bo boy boj Hav IIa has has- hasing Having ing recently boca been tripped up bv by l Ismall small boy roller skating on rUth a v shere a here lie he didn't belong and having had bad a hat that Ila base ha e lasted all summer I d to an Inchoate pulp by a ball thrown into the street where handball is forbidden we Vere I perhaps not fully in accor 1 Ith the motion But anyway In spite ot of what bat We e se thought a hundred thousand boys paraded down Fifth rHth avenue tor for si sit ph hours houra one afternoon all all traffic In the l busiest hours being d to bide hide where It piled plied up In a priceless nun JU m that kept commuters thoroughly re- re re reminded minded of ot nothing but boys for anywhere from half bait hal an hour to half a day J 1 I And Mid the boys took o er City Hall I with a boy mayor maor ma or an and board o of ot I mate estimate Not natural that made mada so mu difference down I there But Dut they took o er also for a day the management of or certain certain tain lain hotels and factories and the stock exchange e Prominent menI men I made addresses by radio an an I every overy time we listened In that they had been boys once D Everyone In short got all worked up over the thing and the city hasn't really got down to al yet Not being too fond of or music or ot of being sick lck the music week Idea and also BISO the nurses annh ersary appealed to us less Jess than the Bu ar It teems seems some lome ome wicked people have tried to corner sugar and had bad boosted the prices But the housekeepers lers have roused to the extent ot of o 01 oil r a 0 boycott even the school children not to eat anything but bananas on their oatmeal Seems terrible doesn't It to have the price of sugar go up Just when the dandelion sea sea- season son eca-son son eon Is duo dueT It Isn't very good with without out quite a lot ot of sugar Bugar On May Mar Day Say the ity of ot siO- siO lo-leta lo lets and riots 50 SO and Fin Finnish fish nish miners with their wives and shook the coal coat d 1 dust ot of tills this ridden capitaList country country- tr m I their scornful feet teet and sailed for fol Russia the land laid of liberty hv Flour Flour- Flourishing Flour red handkerchiefs the tho men mell wearing red shirts the women waving th tho red flag with Ith the Sov Sov- Soviet let iet lets emblem emblem lets see seo Skulls S and Isn't It If They departed to work in the So let mines nunes Be Before I fore tore the boat pulled out their leader told the Universe erse in loud tones that this was only the first of a lugo I band boUld recruited in III thIs country v who ho will le- le leave lease c us soon for the home borne of real 1001 freedom HI 11 didn't leave lease lea e any Instructions ass as a to how v we were going to boor boar up un-j un un- un under un under der del Two or thre three little calamities cala oc- oc occurred oc occurred currod though this 1 calam calam- calamity calamity ity week A motorcycle police police- policeman policeman complained bitterly to a i mag- mag mag ma- magistrate istrate because so he said a niece of former former Police Chief ChIc DIg Eig Em Bill pushed him when hen lie he te- te rebuked re rebuked her for The The policeman also bald aId she rolled called him a big bum You cant can't be too careful o of a a 0 policeman's feel feel- feelIngs feelings feel feelings ings these as s But nat ale New Yorkers going to do it if they cant can't e even esen en call an officer a bum and get away with It if Maybe the Red miners were right in starting leI hack to and freedom lou ou cant can't call YO wife a t snake nake na he in Brooklyn A judge so ruled only tho the other day |