| Show r tr r SEVEN DAYS l Ut l N y y HENDERSON o ol Copyright 1923 NEW LW YORI YORK April 28 S Every Everything thing from bibles bible to bonfires and Including bird birds books and bulls or of othe the police variety assisted in making this I eel one to be bo ended a dose ot of o bromo seltzer or a of or soothing syrup It ft been lacking in monotony and amid a as replete te with sith variety as the delirious ward It started off oft ban o With the theRe I Re Rev DI Dt Percey Grant 0 tind nd IllS his new book on religion And his hb fiance tr Ir Mra Rita Lydig tor 1 or sonso ome weeks Dr Grant lisa has not bee been on tire tae front pages but he be crashed into them when his fiance stood on th thi porch of ot tho the Church ot or the Ase Ascension sion aba and ind sold of hl his hib book bool to the he worshippers Dr explained that some me conspiracy or other against him him the boo book I had not been sell PO hO fast tt t st na IS ho he could wish hell be beas S as giving the church an op- op opportunity op 01 opportunity to get it II so to between prayers pray era eraT o ho T o sooner had the pious wo wo-ds wo wo ds been beems properly spoken b this cc c- c th lb in II n th the heretical ua l received a shock i hock of or dimensions dimension For it seems that th-it rf here in wicked and ind cynic il it hew I I ew York there a Gut Gutenberg bible and moreover In spite of o best Rellers sellera sell sell- ers era the rare edition WAS oils bought ht for tor so many thousands ot of o dollars the won t even esen sint Int how much l In h paid lire I he t tivo tiso 0 things nobody WC 11 1001 for tor In ill conne connection with this town lie ue e J a bible worth orth 1 ido 1 lor of dollars and somebody to pay thousands to get eft itOn it itOn On Un the outskirts of ot the he town too people begun began spring cleaning Th Thy y ht lighted d I hi to burn Lurn up the rub rubbish and nd they burned u up 80 o much besides that hat loss us-sia us into I the millions and may posit Iy but not probably teach earnet spring cleaners deaner not to 10 clean there is A I ty sl mile g gile ile bless lo ug ng ngI I While the tin In men s were ore ere dris In- In in I th their lr breath the J burt burst forth situ v l a 1 bland new school Or of detectives tS Uh yes yea The hi logs them out Well eit 11 thia isis new school I Is prell mean nearly nearh dj lo Lu make a i dett detective oven osen of a po- po po policeman 0 In eighty eight easy leS lessons on or orth th J J the ho cour course Include everything from from the gumshoe to 10 the false iche leht It seems accord according rl- rl ing to an nn official oC statement nt to be become b be- be become come orne a detective common common ens sense sensIs bI I Is the only qualifIcation Well eli of ot course coure ourie but kl lightly on to another topic before an libelous Id i 5 said aid ald of or the for for- former for tor former mer It seems there are arc some real ri on the force right no Houses In Iii Brooklyn n ha have base e been S systematically s- s I rol bed for months and nJ when detectives lD e investigated the ac a ac of or a uit g-uit of youths fion lO U Uli 1 17 li to 2 25 tears eari old they of j j furs and er ore were svere oil paint paint paint-Ings ing JOO watches catches ani ant 20 ira bass till fill d u ling I lings and I necklaces There Ther were siere ere enough suitS andl of clothes to start Burt a n mens men's furnish furnish- furnish In In shop and In fact tact lots to make To- To lethe tho denuded ns as a le te- te d as the runs gang waa ona crestfallen An Another ther crestfallen person 1 oan aJ Mrs Irs A It seems accord Accord- according ing lug to the polled police that this mother started out to buy her daughter is new ne nedres drees dres By the time she sho re the tue gO gOn goan n department of ot a smart mart shop she ho had had-as had as one spent will will spent so much money on other things that there t enough left for tor the gown Many mothers would huto e ono gone home without th the new ne K h thu I hue disappointing daughter This mother however merely outa out outa a good looking frock and wis Wll on her wa way out with It when then hen tho the store es Interfered But my mv daughter had hd to havo o a 11 new now gown li a the the mother protested to the tho judge judge-a a bit of ot logic which should appeal to every efery mothers mother's heart henrt just justas justas os as I 5 done It for or the soil and kiddies touched a n responsive In the heart ot every esery father other Speaking ot of o li baseball as In tn a way Fl e were every time Babe HUn Ruh hangs out a n home bome run next nert month Its It's going to net the lie Salvation AmY at A thousand dollars The TIe lawyers of the tho hatlon for tor funds has guaranteed tHa R It is Ic to be hoped therefore that while the tho Babe may he be down doro ne neat t month he be will never be out |
