Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1924-07-16 | Page 4 | Tom Sims Says

1 s TOM 4 SIMS 4 W S SAYS Many a pink complexion hides a blue blu gIrl firl green with em emy eny rhose Those not careful about what they get Into find ii It IL Is 15 trouble Staying up all night may make mako ou as US wise Ise as xa an n o 0 oal l I but owls have no sense th the da Tomatoes once w wore were r called love lovo apples apple So this thio ma may be bu why hy theY best bose taken l t L l iain 1111 of ot salt alt Lawer a New York cop beat a woman In a 1 dJ dispute buto but in o 0 claim It It IL cant can't be done butI I A sellOUS shortage of 1 nothing to s sa i Is reported A quarter looks look like a dollar to iou ou and a nickel to to o a furni furniture ture deal BIrthdays 81 ar ate e celebrated before 20 after arter that they are cu sed They caught a famous Okla Okla- Oklahoma Oklahoma homa honta bandit In Missouri possibly because he couldn t show them Never make a complicated will Just leave th the tho money to a a lawyer lawr In n th the tho first place Teachers who ho ha ha e 0 had no luck marr Ing aro ar signing up for another year ear of teaching Conservative Con estimates stow sow all photos photo snapped napped on vacations hae ha been ha ben been shown It to to e bOd People who dont don't look before they leap land In disgust Sharp Sharps cie ees will not cratch a kc hole I are sermons In stones and a large lare stone atone In a ring gl esa el es esa esa a he rIght to preach rech A good has the tho advantage I of or being beng ablo to lo rock the baby to sleep clanGing UI up The established fact that cites attract may be bc hy hy poor glib 11 Is lIke to marry ric rl i t husbands While lIghtning strikes once In Itt th the same plato place sone somo people get k every overy dllY The Th man the world Mould bo ho a It tine place it Ir Ite had sense enough to ho bo bliku lIte him 00