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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That it will be alright if a party j gets into trouble for publishing thi truth. Publishing the Truth some- ! times hurt like the dickens. I 1 That statistics show from the Bud 1 get bureau that every bottle 01 whiskey seized by Uncle Sam cosu, $27.00. Why he should be able to bu, a couple of guilona for that price. . j That tho Bingham fire truck wa j the mostt up-to-date seen in tht ' parade at Sait Lane City cm Wednea-I Wednea-I tiuy, and the Binghum boy weie pioud of the fact. I That the poor we have with ua always, al-ways, but it a their darn llivvers thai I worry ua. I That Peeping Totna need not peek I into windows any more, they can stand on the street right in broau I daylight and blush at what they act I paaa by. I ... I That more than a million British ' workmen are living oif the govern- ! nient. Each gets what he calls u I "dole" amounting to between $10 anu $11.00 a week for the average aizei. family. And they are getting too used to it that they won't go to work when they have a chance. That a dead lion is only tit foi fertilizer. ... That- maybe it's natural for horse serine to vanish with the horse. That a fellow committed suicide in New York last week just because he couldn't get "a decent drink." The proposition is still hard in Bingham. That we got a Publishers' Auxiliary Auxili-ary notwithstanding the work of the clique. ... That for real honest to god Printing Print-ing done on time. Phone 91. ... That we never belly-ached about buying a ream of paper for a certain job, and asked permission to use it. A poor excuse for any printer to make. - That the Rodeo at Salt Lake City is one of the main attractions of the State this week. Don't forget today is the last day. ... That all lovers pf Butterfiekl Canyon Can-yon who motor over there from Bingham Bing-ham Canyon would like to see the historic dangerous curve near the aand dam at Lark removed. . That the high price of lead is making the leasers of the camp wear a smile we don't want to see worn off this year. . That the Utah-Apex officials are to be congratulated on securing the last addition to their valuable mining property. That some correspondents cannot even spell their own name. That one young lady was offendec because her name was placed cn the list with 4.000 to her. credit. ... That we are not giving away real Diamond Ringa valued at one dollar and a half as the third prize in a subscription campaign, aa announced by our contemporary. ... That the "GEM" Theatre management manage-ment broke the back of high cost of admission tickets to the movies. ... That Bill Collins leaveR his home on the Provo unlocked on all occasions, oc-casions, it is said. ... Thut we are pleased to know that ART, DAN and JOHNNY are frequently fre-quently mentioned. ... That Harry Joseph still keeps up hia reputation as to his veracity. . That fire insurance companies should take notice of the splendid efficiency ef-ficiency of the local fire fighting equipment and of the volunteer firemen fire-men of the town and they thould make graceful recognition of this fact by making suitable reduction in the insurance rates, at the many places in Bingham where their rates now seem preposterous. ... That Mac no doubt felt blue when he returned to an empty office but it is said there is just as good fish in the sea as ever, but we don't believe it, Mac. ... That the girls on their subscription subscrip-tion hunt are causing many prayers to be sent anywhere, but heavenward. . That the County Commissioners are to be congratulated on the excellent excel-lent bridge recently erected near the Lark schoolhouse. If Commissioner Burgon would now turn his attention to the dangerous curve on the main highway below Lark (several autot. having been wrecked there) the above work could be done at a nominal nom-inal sum, and his endeavors would be appreciated. ... That "Andy," the manager of the Isis Theatre, is not connected with the Gump fanily but will be found to be a Bingham booster. That a Ford coupe will be all right to ride in, girls when you get it. That many people are commenting on the excellence of the Bingham Baking Co.'s bread that was distributed distrib-uted at the Gem Theatre on Tuesday. That the newspapers are handed in most any time of the night he feels disposed to send them down. That the ladies of Bingham are tickled pink over the Bargains at the Fashion Shop which is operated under the supervision of N. Nathan. That we are not putting on a $3,000 subscription campaign because we have not the necessary $3,000. Others can do what they may. That there are merchants in Bingham Bing-ham who like to patronize out of town firms, even if the work could be done by Bingham people. That Bankers come and bankers go, but the bank goes on for ever. That the Bingham Kiwanis Club are Boosters for Bingham and Bingham Bing-ham trade. That Big Indian, and he is not a Sioux, is always willing to mail you his novelty catalog, which contains prices of novelties that cannot be bought any place else in the State. That it takes some officers quite a time to serve a summons. That if you want a good side splitting split-ting laugh see Sid Chaplin in CHARLEY'S AUNT at thaf grand opening of the ISIS show TONIGHT. |
