Show Vw a Itten h 1 V TAIL S fifteenth annual Inter Inter- Inter U UTAH U basketball tournament 1 ment which clos d at ll Salt Lake I last night was isas as th the tho not mot mo t success success- successful ful lul ful ever eser lr staged pr cry esery I ecord being Attendance were ere cast cout to the four Cour our Ind II a bettel brand of oC ball vas as played i by all nil teams anti and an th the I tutOred of the in tans fans isas ns nl al aya ay I jt at lt a S high pitch There Is now some talk of oC sending the l t sll Chicago nett lIet I title ho hoders ers to to com compete pet in the meet I I erett Scott Scott veteran lo of the New York Americans American fig fig- fig figures ll ores ures It will b be two years ear ears more belol e C nfl an any recruit succeeds In ini Oro ding him hins out of ot the he 1 In eup Then he h says he 1 nih will 1111 be beI I satisfied to retire Joe Dugans Dugan's trick knee which gase C hint him much mitch trouble last year ye Is said ald i ld to be fit again as a the r re- re re l- l tilt of an operation performed during the winter inter A sudden t 1st I often orten cause couse th the knee to slip out Dugan Du uttering suffering great treat pain at times Manager tanal M na Ty Ti Cobb ot of the th De- De Detroit De Detroit troit Tigers Is I banking on Low Lew LowI I flue to be b tar far moro more mor valuable this ear than last list Blue slipped bad bad- badly badly bad badly I ly In hitting during the 1923 season season sea- sea son I Dixon Kapples Kapple's Ks Tigers were con con- consIdered considered con considered by far tar the th best little team ot of in the state tate tournament tournament ment All that they lacked was as the size alze and nd experience Despite the tie fact that he h Is b past 40 year of oC age e Babe Dabe Bab Adams Adam says he hopes to turn In at least 15 5 tor or Manager Bill Me- Me McKechnie Mc-Kechnie Mc Kechnie of ot the Pirates 1924 24 Adams has hall reached the stage he must get 1 plenty lenty of rest In bet between een appearances STRAIGHT DOPE RENY 0 O TilL R DIO This Is la th the tint lust of ot a a series senes of oC broadcastings bv bs that eminent sport port philosopher What Wh t arc are you ou doing about this here Olympic game business Are YOu aware 11 are that hat the summer pleas pleas- pleasure pleasure plot ur ure of oC a s flock Cloch of ot our young oung ath- ath athletic ath athletic letic Idles and idles and I don olon t mean Idols IS is in jeopardy because became iou ou ha hasen haen en t been tossing your our dollars dollar Into the Olympic lc fund 1 How do IOU ou suppose these young oung men uen and young ladles ladies are arc going to spend the summer in iii the tho fashionable resorts If it v ou dont don't do our bit And I 1 aint saying no- no nothing nothing no nothing thing about all the ell vi ell es and cute little physical ad isho ho just must munt go along aloneo to o add tone to the invasion Tile The nobl n noble tl un oiled oiled un-oiled citizens citizen of oC this thill creat great republic must mut awaken to the fact tact that It Is l their patriotic dut duty to see eee that e every esery ery athlete that wants to mae make an ocean trip next summer makes maltes It What it if you youre are re short of ot jack ack v you can sell th the old bus cant can't you ou And theres there's the th furnace you wont won't need that after acter April And that blue sel ge suit you OU can make malt that do for tor another summer A little patch here bere and there wont won't hurt Remember patches worn for the Olympiads Olympiad's sake are arc roval roal rat rat- raiment rai raiment ment meat Be B a per center ear Vear nothing You dont don't want to have people pointing you ou out in the th street and saying There goes Bozo SImp us usH H He didn t give gise a a thin dime to the theOl Ol fund and look what hat hap hap- happened happened happened We te lost tIme the heel and toe championship to th the Brazilian nuts That's something OU would never be able to live hise down Your friends would desert ou Your children would flee from our sight light You would take tike oUt OUI oUtplace place In hl history along alon- with Bone Bene Benedict duct dict Arnold and the Bergdoll Berg oll bo bolL s Th The glorious Stirs Stars and Stripes maD mangled led in the mud b by Brazils toe and nd heel walkers alker and all b be- be because caus be-caus cause of oC your clammy Indifference indifference indifference ence Could anything be more tragic I ask you you Oscar Oscar you are still lI listening IIren aren t you Oscar could could anything anything- be more tragic In short If C we are going coing coin to tid our quasi J tennis players demon donton roque artists Javelin Clingers broad shouldered wrest wrest- wrestlers lers hers lers and anti all then the bird birds may assay aVo ay next summer ummer weve we've wc e Got cot to dig down In our loose pantaloons pantaloon and come up with some som bright link tink tinkling ling coins coin And If IC It am ain aln t worth orth It getting rid of oC guy gus gU s like these for a 1 whole summer I want ant to know what hat you consider a II good bargain Next ext week Straight Dope Dop Ben Ben- BenU Benn Ben Benny U n ny iS will ill the tho brussels bruMels sprouts sprout and its relation to th the of the spitball |