Show EVERYBODY HAS II JUMPS NOW Senators Sadly Blame Newspapers for Whole Washington Messily Mess MessIly I Ily ROBERT I T S SM I ILL LL I Stan Standard Standard-I Special 1 Corre Corre- Correspondent Copyright 1524 by Th The Consoli Consolidated dated Press prees A Association I It 8 it W is ASHINGTON ASI March t 8 was bound to com come Ever Everybody body In I Washington ha liars lias got th this the Jumps InI It If Itou I ou see Hee ne a II man In Washington across the th stroet vou OU wonder onder what hat I the high sign means You wish iou ou were a crypts so 80 thing wouldn t be b so ao C too Per Pr Per Perhaps haps hap th the min mn like likes peaches Lotsof Lots Lob Lobor or em cm do Perhaps hes he's a ch hound There used to b be he lots iota ot of those In the th cocktail dais davs do s It If the theman theman theman man looks particularly iou ou Intel infer he h picked a lemon Life Lit In Washington has ha become becom just one ono darn flam code after another and Mr lorr Friedman the cr is IA busier than he h h his li-is boon been be n at any anytime anytime anytime time since the world orld WILl wai Some of the codes hav hase e got cot Mr Fried Fried- Friedman man Fried man s II got BOK Give him l t message me BaK reading reading- cum cum and he h can tell you In a tam min minute min ut ute uto what hat It means menn But Dut when yOU put up to him such uch a poser POST as ae I m are sr i 3 ou 11 II like the th p peaches then he r frankly admits he h is Iq dumb dumb- dumbfounded dumbfounded founded i Take Talc another instance where here a aman aman man from Ohio wires See So Sena Sena- Senator Sena- Sena Senator Senator tor Jim from Crom the th state stat adjoining mine The code expert can t fIgure out who ho Jim Is ts to save ve his soul now HOW IT IS to SOLVED Naturally In a case cas of this kind kindI I there must muot be b some som deductions How many Senator Renato Sims Jim are ar there Because lies Irs running for president predent one thinks think of or Senator Jim Reed of Missouri What hat does dos the th code spert epert do lIe Us II consults consult hi his geog- geog lIe H rice es plainly enough enouch that Missouri don doesn doe n t Join Ohio at any of Its far tar Corn corners Plainly there there- therefore th r fore fore Senator Reed must be b elim dim dim- eliminated mated Wheres Where's the th next net Jim Jim f from om Senator James Jame come comes from He t been In l lonG lone enough enouch for tor any any- an anybody anybody body to call him Jim and nd he h s q scot got ot too miny millions for tor such euch familia famIliarIty rity an anyway ay Michigan doesn't rub elbows s with Ith Ohio Exit Couzen Couzens The next net Senator Jim comes f om New e York Senator James W Wadsworth ad orth Jr lIe lIes Hs been In Washington a long time tim but hero arain nobody call calls him Jim To I-To better known as Il Jimmy so 0 that would eliminate him 1110 from the Senator Jim code e even esen en If it New NewYork NewYork York wasn wan t on speaking terms with th the Buce Buckey I state tate w Who ho ho can this Senator Jim from a 0 s state adjoining Ohio be beAh Ah You can t fool Cool the th sleuths of the oil committee They know In- In Indiana Indiana In Indiana diana Joins Ohio and theres therea s 's a Son Son- Sen Senator ator Jim from there Further Further- Furthermore Furthermore more everybody vr body calls call him Senator Tim Jim Of course hi his nR name In full cannot be b given here hore for It might reveal the tile nature of ot the th code em- em em employed ed and that ml might ht be b detri- detri to the th best bt Interests of the United State States In time tim of war ivar NEu rEm Rp DLo The mo mos amusing part of oC all this toll toil and anti turmoil at the capitol I ithe the fact that th every esery e ery now and thena then a senator gets ets up In hi his place on the floor and anti without cracking a smil a-smil smile mile blames the th whole holo bu on the th newspapers newspaper Even so 00 learned a man wino as Senator Lodge refers to these thes of or the gutter these newspaper report report- reporters reporter ers er Wham The poor old news news- newspapers newspapers papers Or sadder still the poor old n l reporters The correspondents coi respondents are poorer They are running around In circles Some Sonic aro r hanging on the ropes It a s a good thing thins pro pro- pro prohibition reigns supreme Other Other- Otherwise Other wis wise Ie some of them might be b down downIn downin downIn In Senator Lode Lo l a gutter Butter And all nil for Cor tr Ing to Ie keep p up with sentor to say nothing of an pair of oC congressmen ho ma may be b mentioned thus or so 10 soTh The Tho Th senators senator have base ha e set let et such a apace apac pace as the th ha hardworking now gatherers can never hope to equal They have hase started things which the thene ne newspapers ca can 0 t finish Then on top of oC this tale complaint from Crom the senate nato floor comes corn com Frank FrankA A to complain that the newspapers and sper men In Washington are ar not telling all they know now TOO MANY NY SLANTS SL For the th sake k of ot no newspaper paper read read- readers readOr rad-er rad ers Or everywhere every let It be b st set down that the th ne newspaper spa per mon of the capitol never ha hav haie e had such uch an experience as that they are ar endur- endur endurIng endur Ins Ing No sooner do they thoy set got what hat President Harding often used to refer to a as the tho th proper slant on ona ona a story stry when along alone comes an en- en entirely en different slant and knocks thom them for tor a goal Their task hils ha not been beon a II mere mer separating of the tho wheat from the tho th chaff It IL has ha been heen the Herculean effort of tr Ing to find the th needle of printable Ca fact t tIn In the th haystack haytack of capitol gossip and rumor Far oar from Crom blaming the th I news newspapers papers and ne newspapermen the aol aol- sol on of capitol ca hill bill have hav much to thank them fo tot toi If It there I Is any sanity anity left In Washington ton It I Is In Inmost inmost Inmost most ot of o the tho th newspaper office offices The correspondents correspondent ha have hav ve had no chance to start anything of own They have been bern run ragged trying to keep kep up with the h men of public ro- ro re responsibility The Th worst however In a manner of speaking Is still to come Tea Tell Teapot Teapot pot Dome Dour seems seem M td be b one on ot of those magician s bottles that keeps pour pour- Ing pourIng pour out a black fluid without any Indication ot of letting l up The Th vet vet- veterans veterans vt-erans vt erans bureau scandal I Is coming along nicely titanIc thank you yu It ap- ap appears appears para p-para pears that the tho th senate committee recently didn t eVen scratch the surface The rIse Th grand and jury out ut In Chicago took all 1111 tIme tho th varnish oft off ji to top oft off all this there Is to como come th the Inv mi estimation of ot th the ship ping board from the th time tim of t its or or- or organization or but with special refer refer- enco nc to Its more mor recent administration tion I used to be b referred to as II a whispering gallery Its It Ita a watt att broadcasting station now boW |