Show r rOpen Ope Open Season for White House I Grandstanding Begins Twin Sees Easy Way to Gain Fame He Who'll oll Cry Therell Be Bc No oN More New Laws Will Be White Haired Lad With Newspapers and Voters Higgins Thinks T BY SAM Author AnChor ot of low Bridge and aDd Oth Other Stories Co Copyright bt 1928 1623 N T Y Tribune Inc Ino It t seems seams I 1 remarks to H High h Dome FInnegan that the open opens euon a on for fol grandstanding and four by cuckoos witha with I a WhIts Whit House Houle yens Is getting Into full swing awing T 7 Yeh Teh Yeb says san h he such I Is ii always the case the winter winter before the big conventions and end It gonna be w than eier eser this ear on ao- ao account count no-count count of ot the quick way Coolidge flashed Into the big time four tour sears ao ago Oft Off the hands I d say cay they was as anyway forty-eight forty Gover Gover- Governors Governors Governors nors In Jn the country that la is right now staying awoke night trying to work ork w ork up a big wow vow that 11 II mako theIr names households words like hell and damn In the next six months bo you 11 Il hear heal about Governors Sou ou neier naser ne er heard of be- be before before be before fore pulling lulling first page stuff stutt stu In states that you didn t even know was In Inthe the tho Union Like this guy Walton out In Ok- Ok Ok lahon a a GUMMED UP in UP Uh huh hue says fays High Dome tout but I guess you 1 wont won't ont see nobody I Ido do hIs bis stuff so raw like that guy ED WYNN THE PERFECT FOOL Worlds World's funniest and entertainer cowing coming to the Or- Or Orpheum Or theatre Wednesday October 31 as the BUr staI ot or his bis own musIcal laughIng riot not In two acts and 19 11 scenes A L Erlanger In association on wIth Bertram C Whitney Is In send send- send liK us Ed Wynn W nn The The Perfect send send-I Fool and his new musical and laughing riot After Arter one ort solid years year's engagement In New York I and two months month in Boston Bosten n long longrun runs run In Chicago and Philadelphia the entire original organization com dines to tho the Orpheum th theatre for tor torone forone one performance only Wednesday night October 81 with the original nal company company Intact It requires two acts and s atones of ot gorgeous splendor to properlY present Wynns Wynn's newest ot- ot otI of r lug Jure which Is la promised to be en- en en different and remold from fromIng Ing he has hag heretofore toro ape ap- apt apeS t In While the book music Ics I Ics are r by Ed Wynn Julian 1 thare r S tl that l-that that e wizard 0 of stage stage- stag T has That lad started out Ill Ill-e e h he was gonna sonna grab oft off all the gravy Y they Is In tho the Ku Ku Issue before I anYbody else got a I chance to dunk his bread In It ft but the cuckoo dunkI I gummed tho works proper Wal- Wal Walton Val Wal Walton ton reminds me mo of at a fellor feller that wants wanta to squash a fly that's landed on a a s beak and uses a sledge sledgehammer hammer to dp It with From all allI allI allI I can see hes he's let the tho fly got away and knocked his little boom Into smithereens What do you mean fly I I In- In In Inquires quires Dont you think that there Kl Ku Issue Is la gonna gonn be bo big league stuff stud next summer A crafty guy comes back Finnegan Fin Fin- Fin Degan with with Ith a good press agent could make It one but personally 1 dont don't know Inow nothing that's been hurrahed and ind not air l tram from a little nothing to a lotto something moro more than this thil olah-blah olah In my opinIons they thoy has got g got t as 08 chance chanco of at o the election next fallas fall tal talas fall as I got of ot elop eloping lg tonight with the Queer Quee 1 of It nond Honduras Just tho the same I I 1 Iwas was talking to a n bozo the other las day that said they would hale bae mosto mosta tho the Congressman next tall fall Maybe I e says sa s High nigh Dome n it k kg 3 0 r w wa l g s v Cx rr fh yc e Y vt t t n t tt Aj Ir r r o-r r rP P eI r d t w 1 e Lc s c Iva J 9 r Ke b 1 1 Wr ry Lr produced craft craft produced p the tho many new I un quo qua and not roO el CI dancing ills dh which this hugo huge success abounds An augmented Ira tta the tho direction ot of o Antonio ino ino will take lake care carD ot of o the score and besides Ed Wynn W nn himself his hie i large company Includes True Truo Rice Arthur F 11 John Dalo Dab Case Caes Putt Teddy Roberts rio Newton ewton I N din d a d A Arnoll Estelle Penning Anita Turman Cd Edna fill that Girl the Quartette Quartette the Misses Jeanette ridding Fielding Harriette Keyes hey Isey Kirk nood and Loretta Lorett the levu little two to two els- els and a II and Wynns Wynn's Vynn ni-ing ni lg ing some Wynn V some nn-some chorus ot of charm and beauty Ed Wynn 1 bo be the attraction at the Orpheum th eat reo Mosta the tho Congressmen I kno know sl s are aro tho the sorta aorta lads you lou ou could sell sella sella I a cent thirty cent ty-cent bed sheet to for ten len fish but Just the same w t harry orry none nono It If 1 I were ere you Try and gh tn's a think They Is in the United States 16 15 Smokes and about Jo Jews 9 That folks to begin with that aint gonna have nothing to do with Ith the tho Ku Kiss Rus Then they is about peo- peo people peo people pIe that wasn t born In this thil country not to buy clothes tor fo r keagle III I II do the adding for you Twin That's leav- leav leavIn leaving leav-ine leav In ing a out gentle whites white that is on the sucker su ker lists of at the Atlanta bunk peddlers Lets Let's figure that naif talf of ent em em is the kind that'll uy ouy oil Ill stock on the strength of at the tact fact that John D did well in th the sinom e b They aint that man but lets let's gh gl e e our doubts a benefit What chance is folk s get to swing a election against 0 ore o Or Answer me those tt rr they la Is red organ I cornea comes back MOSTLY SPECTATORS All 11 right says saia sa s Finnegan sup pose they is the Catholics alone 1 I got co the edge on em Just be- be bet be between tween t een you sou ou and me Do bo 1 o III bet they the y aInt as many as a million Ku Ku Kuh III h the whole country and who when I you ou read reads about guys guis US at attending tending one of ot their meetings out ou t In the ilie woods ou can sea figure they 1 about tOO OO ot of the linen bed lads lad s and the tho rest ot of em cm pop-eye pop the I has come out to see seo the show ahoy sho The Th J that e ery time two or thre r ri pets gets excited and starts abou t the tho u Kus Kua they beats it you iou OU a idea about how strong stron y they is 19 Then i I asks you sou u ou dont don't thInk thin le the Klans Klan's gonn gonna figure in the th election 7 Sure it is sa sass saga s he and s sIs SO SOIs Is the V W C T U the R Republica r n n Seren ren re of at o the First Precinct t of It the lie Second Ward Yard of ot aukee but it ale ain t gonna cut no more lc Ice than them la layouts outs Just the same II o u I 1 said Bald I has no doubts doubt that a n Governors anti and nd maybe a Senator or two to will II fan tan this Ku KuKI I 1 KI KG t ct into Inlo a n hot issue and grab gra b off ote somo sam votes But this boy Val Yal Walton Valton ton tau ain aim t gonna get no place Pinch che t for tor examples Is fa playing the th e game gait pretty er cle cle cleser- cleser el- el CO L CO Mi BEATS TC E N KL What's he got cot to do with lIh the th thIt I It t Ku 1 ii Klan 7 I 1 cuts in Nothing an answers era HIgh c Lome and and that's where w here he Ise w He fie started ott off with something 11 er erTh Th y Si Iv more folks interested In 1 tia lico-tia coals than in klans Is Yeh says I but where is la this th rIa piny ot or drying up h anla n get him From what hot I I 1 know kno knoof ot of the state slate they ain aln t t got ot a lott lott lot lotch ch for tor 1 there u fust rut Fust the th same Its It's a good play comps back Finnegan ton lou au gott be dry to grab off oCt o them Wester n A guy that can cop cup th the o tr son lots ole in Penns Pennsylvania I anla h Oh h hell he'll and do-and do and at the tho same earn e 1 how how the farmers at em trem co con con n that the dry lads lade out 1 In litin- litin n th the op open n spaces is tor for him Is gonna Bonn gonn b pretty strong The only le about s act li jq that he start start- started star ed it t lo o soon Boon It Its Hs a sewn seen se en or eight elg h month before the show-down show and an d that some other bird birds s a gonna gon- gon gonna go gono no na put over ave ov i a flashier flash tha n he done Besides and which lit Ho publicans aint HO so wild lid about get g et ting a 0 candidate from Penns 1 What's the mattes matter with lh the t h e pace 1 I Inquires outside of at hn hll L In tog places like Much Chunk and an anthe d the such that nobody kno ho hoto to ho w to Ij J lN Ci IN Nominating a guy from Penn Penn- Pen explains High Dome i la like liko sending news to l hat s B the tho use uso u o of ot the Republica ans being decent lecent to a state they Is la go gora gon- gon r ra a carry arry ThEo The Gopa could ourn Burn down don Philadelphia murder all the tho children In the state stale C carry TrY It It oust bo be hard Ire I roe re remarks Dl merle marks to dig up a n issue Hue that II get gel n a bird talked about all oser o oserthe o the tho country They fy ain am t nothing easier caster sai So s Finnegan Nearly anything will VIII willBO go Inese mesa hot otO sto 0 days I II bet betit If 1 I v as nl Governor of at a out Ir ht the Middle Vest eat e t I could get got on rho Iho front page paga of oC o the shoots sheets and stay there tor for a months I I dont don't care I comes back I but Low how I Wen Well Veil says sais nigh High Dome InI In I tho tho first place Id I'd start by getting into Legislature II a a argument nt with the Legisla- Legisla ture I I d send m a n message at atthe I the etin of ot the session suggesting that tint they moot meet and quit the tho same day da 1 no news hW hwa Ida e what was needed to pro pro- pro provide vide ulde Ide dough tor for the and I he hA like I 1 T d make the l- l truck crack that A 1 they was already too many lows laws and andye an I ye e t want ant any mOl mote e for tor about twenty years It If theys they's any thing thin lh tha country s 8 sick Ick ot o nowadays It th the way them em grind grine cut t new peels for tho rho folks to 10 slip up on and laud In the tha hoose- hoose v OV gov Tho The a aid ago guy euy uy aint caught Uti up yet yi l with the laws that was waa 08 pass pass- passed t ed 1 In ht 1896 1996 E In ERriA STING Believe me bo ho a Governor that that- that d d d to havo any 10 laws s put over he ho was nas as on the Job would be betho betho b tho talked ot man in n the th country and It If hed he'd promise to t kUl III everything passed by Congress foe to tour four lears ears hed he'd come como darn near being elected President A guy that would yelp They oughtn't to tob tobe tb be b i t law instead of at They ought to bo be a law like most moat guys gUS doom now would bo be the tho real white white haired Joy boy with th the pa papers and sotere Maybe says Bays I out while It Is true that 90 per cent ot of o the talks folks Ie tired of ot all the tha law laws they li is 99 or of rii tra have havo got a 8 few tew In mind Vu d like to have slammed on the rook book It s only the other tellers teller lane Is that t la Is too many Getting Oetting I avay Y from you and bac back to folks folk th t count though this Governor ot Indiana McGray McOra c r You mean the tho guy in fn the finan fInan- financial cial Ial j lim asks High Dome same Ba sQ I lie Ho aInt got In Dutch on purpose to toge gee ge has he I I dont don't know says eay say Finnegan but bul it wouldn t be bo ouch Buch a a bad play at that A feller foller that could get Bt the tho sole iota at ot of o all tho the bimbo In to the th 11 Id States State that is in financial jams could DO oo elected President 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