Show greased the wrong end of the train TIT BITS an old gentleman before getting into an express at euston tipped alie guard and said 1 I wish iou should make sure of catching the 1145 at brewe the guard went to tho engine driver who had been a witness of the tipping business and said here billy this gentleman wants to catch the 1145 at brewe they arrived in crewe just in time to eee tho 1145 leaving the station alie old gentleman went in a rage to the driver and shouted you told to catch the 1115 the impassive driver with a solemn wink replied yes sir but you greased the wrong end of the train our old friend will tio the driver the next time be to travel unusually fast |