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Show JUST FOR FUN H Another Chance. H Percy Parkinson roBo and brushed H tho duBt from his knees. Then, draw- 1 lnir hlmsojt up to hie full height, ho j gazod resentfully upon tho form of 1 Miss Muriel .Muggins, who nonchal- -WM antly fanned hornclf the while. H "Very -well, Miss Muggins," came In -WM hitter tones from Perc. "Oh, very 1 -wall. You "have- spurned mo, It Is true! -WM Tndocd, you hiivo spumed mo twice! H But. though despair eats my heart I -Wm shall not die. 1 menu to go Into tho H busy world. 1 will fight! I will win! WM My name shall become known, and my H riches shall become euvled M ''Pardon me for interrupting you, H Jlr.Tarklngton," Interjected Miss Mug. H gins, "but wheu you , shall have ac- -WM compUshcd all that you may try me 1 again." Housekeeper. H L ' IH 'They' Valued the Information. Thorj was a young school teacher Mj who thought she knew how to rule hoys hy kindness, find not by fear, So on the lirat day she assumed a bright smllo and told thorn that she wouldn't be angry at a little innocent fun. IC they whispered she was willing to believe be-lieve that It was ncceasan. Sho would treat them .like gentlemen and ladles, not like babies. As long as thoy didn't throw spltballs thev could Bo as far as they liked. That was tho ouly thins she detested. It made a great hit with tho school, that. For months they haven't done anything but throw spltballs. Cleveland Cleve-land Plain Doalor. Woman's Way. "Many a married man who might make a fortune Is handicapped because be-cause his wife demands too much of his attention." "That's right. Just as soon aa For-tuno For-tuno begins' to flirt with him his wife gets jealous," Catholic Standard and Times. |