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Show will share our joys and help us out with our troubles, instead of magnifying them . That Life's ultimate estimate is the persistence with which the good holds sway. That occasional bursts of good fortune may place a man in a position beyond his ability. That the New American Railway Rail-way Express rates are worthy of your investigation when sending send-ing packages. Ask the Agent at the Bourgard Building about their special reduced rates. Did It Ever Occur to You That we have never asked $1.-50 $1.-50 for a Lost Glove Ad, neither have we solicited Ada from the restricted district. That we have always had a correspondent in Copperfield and Iiark despite fabulous offers by others. Which they never pay. That if people knew what the future had in store for them the chief charm of existence would be lost. That Heaven itself isn't exclusive ex-clusive enough for some people. That a woman jumps at a con elusion and wins; a man hesi- tates and loses. That Life is a riddle that every ev-ery mother's son of us have to give up. That inventing lies has cheapened cheap-ened many a good man's reputation. reputa-tion. That man was born to rule the world then along came woman. That there is still a plenty of mud on our streets, despite the efforts of the street commissioner. commission-er. That some people, who are not doctors, rush operations. That Bingham is pretty well worked by outsiders on pay days That a good many heroes are made with wood pulp and ink, but what do they amount to when there is something really needed to be done. That the path of ambition leads to many a political grave. That there are many anxious to know how the parties are to be arranged for the Town Election. Elec-tion. That when a man is wealthy, its alright for him totalk about trusting to Luck. That the man who loved and lost never got his presents back. That the "Chev" car has a real booster in Lark, but if you want to see something good in that line, consult R. Jay Mitchell. That a spider would preferably prefera-bly hunt flies, rather than honey. hon-ey. That B. Ogden Chisholm, a member of the Executive Board of the New York Prison Association, Asso-ciation, declares the dry act is the greatest breeder of crime in the country. He supplements the statement with statistics showing that drunkedness is on the increase and prisons more crowded than ever before. Yet people state that Harvey Guff didn't know what he was talking about when he made similar remarks re-marks concerning this State. That slander travels faster and farther than compliments. That no man is half as good as he expects his daughter's husband hus-band to be. That the fellow who manure tured chorus girls dresses claimed claim-ed to be a female reformer. That some people should be satisfied with the trouble they have already made without being be-ing on the hunt for more. That a good boy does not always al-ways become a handsome man, . but handsome hat always becomes be-comes a beautiful lady. That there must be a plenty of money in the country otherwise other-wise people would not be able to spend the money they charge for bonded goods. That if Congress didn't raise their own salary who in the heck would. That to be accused of pawning pawn-ing a wrist watch is getting down to a serious affair. Especially Espec-ially when the jeweler claims it has been mailed. That when State Senators admit ad-mit they are violating their State Dry Law it is high time there was something done to amend the Volstead Act. That for a real good meal at a reasonable price when in Salt Lake, try the Hallmark Lunch at West Second South Street. That a friend is one who holds I us in esteem and works for our welfare. We can take a friend in our confidence and know he1 |
