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Show Trim Job A young miss was arrested for a traffic violation. Upon posting bail, she was told to fill out a card giving make, type and model of her car. After she left an officer picked up the card and his eyes popped wide as he read: MAKE Female TYPE Blonde YEAR 21. Break Away Wife I wonder if I'll ever live to be a hundred? Hubby Not if you remain forty much longer, dear. And There Ain't Mrs. X, who had two sons in the marines and a daughter in the WAAC, was visiting a farm when she came upon a youth of draft age milking a cow. "Young man," she asked sternly, stern-ly, "why aren't you at the front?" "Cos there ain't any milk at that end, missus," was the calm reply. Life is just an eternal struggle to keep one's earning capacity up to one's yearning capacity. Out to Please As the quiet little man got up from his supper and went towards the front door, his wife snapped out: "Now, don't tell me you're going to that horrid club again tonight!" "Right, m'dear, anything to please you!" he replied soothingly, as he picked up his hat. "I won't say a word about it." You can understand why the . average man doesn't welcome a visit from his mother-in-law. It s ! another mouth to heed. |