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Show Englishman Wouldn't Take Chance on Blooming Bomb An enemy plane passed over a certain district in England one night, and the following morning a man told his neighbor that an unexploded incendiary bomb had fallen into his bedroom. "Throw it into the garden?" inquired in-quired the neighbor. "Can't do that," was the reply. "It's six feet long." "Good gracious," gasped the neighbor, "that's not an incendiarythat's incendi-arythat's a high explosive! Have you been sleeping in the bedroom with that thing all night?" "Not bloomin' likely ... I slept on the couch in the drawing-room!" |