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Show Winter Hats RHEUMATISM LEFT TO WORSE A FATE CONVINCING PROOF Dynamiter, Himself a Married Man, Knew What Awaited Forgetful Husband. n OF THE VIRTUE OP The business man was sitting in his starting for home, when a suspicious looking person came in with a leather bag in his hand. If you dont give me $25," said the visitor, coming at once to the point, I will drop this on the floor." The business man was cool. What is in it? be asked. Dynamite," was the brief reply. What will it do if you drop it? Blow you up. Diop it! was the instant command My wife told me when I left home this morning to be sure and send up a bag of flour, and I forgot I guess it will take Just about as it much djnamite as you have there to prepare me for the blowing up Ill get wln-she sees me! He tluew himself back in his chair and wailed for the explosion, but it did not come. Ik a married man mjsef, said the djnamiter, and quietl slipped out. Illustiated Bits. May Sell 100,CC0,CC0 Red Cross Seals. office, thinking of Munyon. MUNYONS RHEUMATISM CURE KNEW BANKERS In His Customary THEIR MAN Condition, and No Further Identification Was Necessary. One day a big city bank received the following message fiom one of its country correspondents: "Pay $25 to John Smith who will call today. The cashiers curiosity became suspicion when a cabman assisted into the bank a drunken "fare'' who shouted that he was John Smith and wanted some money. Two clerks pushed, pulled and piloted the boisterous individual into a private room away from the sight and hearing of regular depositors.- The cashier wired the country bank: "Man claiming to be John Smith is here. Highly intoxicated. Shall we await identification ? Identification The answer read: Success complete. Pay the money. Magazine. Popularity of Thais. tug Childlike Ignorance. mon?- - Solomon, replied the little girl, was very fond of animals. And how, my dear, said the teacher, do you make that out?' Because, answered the little girl, the Bible says he had 500 porcupines. Like the Other Kind. It was in a down east village that the young man met his sweetheart, a charming country beauty. When he returned to the city he Bent her a Jar of cold cream to keep her cheeks as fresh as the budding rose. On his next visit he asked her how she liked his little gift. "The taste was very nice, she said, with a rather sickly smile, but I think that I like the other kind of cream best, dear. Lippincotts. Poor Prospects. "Yes, said Miss Passay, "I found a very nice boarding house today, but the only room they had to offer me had a folding bed in it, and I detest those things. Of course, remarked Miss Pert, "one can never nope to find a man Catholic Standunder a folding bed. ard and Times. An Admission. Fred I proposed to Miss Dingley last night. Joe Dont believe I know her. Is she well off? Fred Yes, I guess so. She refused me. 6tlll a Woman. Hewitt She is a man In her enjoy-me- of basebalL Jewett But she showed that she is still a woman by refusing to sit through the thirteenth inning. Is The next best thing to being rich to have people think you are. Life is a grind, but the world Is full of cranks. making ready for the winter the enticing millinery which never fails to fill our ejes with beauty and our hearts with longing. Milliners are busy In the dog days buying their stocks and by the first of October they will launch out into the business stream prepared to show their patrons the best millinery that has been produced for many a season. The winter hats are good from the viewpoint of shape, size, material, and workmanship. The colorings are rich and elegant, there is an absence of overtrimming, and In the majority the size is not exaggerated. Ostrich plumes and fancy feathers, Persian draperies and metal tissues play the conspicuous parts in their trimming. The shapes of hatter's plush are large and picturesque, as a rule, and trimmed with masses of ostrich plumes, five being a conservative number for one hat. Fur hats, on the other hand, are turban shape, and by comparison with the average size, to which we have become accustomed, they may be called small. Beavers are medium or BUTTONS ARE OF ALL KINDS Wide Selection Potsible This Seaton for Those Fond of This Kind of Ornament. Pearl buttons lead In favor as trimmings and for practical use in the fall stales. They are in white, black, mother-of-pear- l and dyed shades Moat of these buttons are very large, nearly all in 18 and 20 line sizes. Demlglobe and cup shapes are seen, eyewith false eyes or blck-nimmelets. Often the artificial ivory buttons are dyed in two colors, or Tn black and a color. Metal buttons, like metal passementeries, are lajgely Byzantine in effect. Dull brown, antique ' gold , and silver and hammered copper are some of the effects shown, usually in shell pattern Glass and enamel buttons show animal figures polar bears, wolves, dogs, etc mounted in silver. These are especially designed for fur coats A few porcelain buttons are also shown, painted in Egyptian patterns Among novelties, pendants. In Imitations of Jewels, and small black and red glass buttons are offered d NEW WAIST MODEL Toothsome Tid-Bi- ts Caa he made el many ordinary home dishes by adding Post Toasties Tbs lit tie booklet, GOOD IN PERFECT HIS CRACKED HANDS OPEN I am a man seventy years old. My bands were very sore and cracked open on the insides for over a year with large sores. They would crack open and bleed, itch, burn and ache so that I could not sleep and could do but little work. They were so bad that I could not dress myself in the morning. They would bleed and the blood dropped on the floor. I called on two doctors, but they did me no good. I could get nothing to do any good till I got the Cuticura Soap and About a year Cuticura Ointment. ago my daughter got a cake of Cuticura Soap ahd one box of Cuticura Ointment and in one week from the time I began to use them my bands were all healed up and they have not been a mite sore since. I would not be without the Cuticura Remedies. "They also cured a bad sore on the hand of one of my neighbors children, and they think very highly of the Cuticura Remedies. John W. Hasty, So Effingham, N. H , Mar. 5, and Apr. li, 09. VOICE evidence as the following letters represent? If you are a sick woman or know one who is, what sensible reason have you for not giving Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound a trial ? For 30 years we have been publishing such testimonial letters as these thousands of them they are genuine and honest, too, every one of them. Mrs. George May says I Mrs. S. J. Barber says t No one knows I think Lydia E. suf- would have to be removed by an operation or I or two, at most. I wrote Mrs. Fink- ham, at Lynn, Mass., for advice, and took 14 bottles of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, and today the tumor is gone and I am a perfectly well woman. I hope my testimonial will be of benefit to others. Mrs. S. J. BARBER, Scott, . N.Y. Mrs. E. F. Bayes sayst 1 was under the My doctor said he could not give me anything to it cure Through the advice of a friend 1 began to use Lydia E. finkliams God-sen- Paterson, N. J. Mrs. W. K. Bonsh sayst 1 ness, bloating, and could not walk or stand on want to recommend it to all suf-- 'i feet any of time. length wrote to fering womea. J -- Mrs. W. K. Mrs. Pinkham for IIoush, ad- vice, followed her directions and took Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable y I am a well Compound. woman, the tumor was expelled and mv whole system strengthened. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors or female troubles to try Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Mrs. E. F. Hayes, Compound. 1890 Washington St, Boston, Mass. To-da- have been completely cured of a severe female trouble by Lydia E. Pink-haVegetable Compound, and tumor. I suffered with pain, soremy Vege- table Compound, and the pain soon 1 continued its uso disappeared. and am now in perfect health. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Comto ma d pound has been a as I believe 1 should have been in my grave if it had not been for Mrs. Pnikhams advice and Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. Mrs. Gforok May, 88 4th Ave, treatdoctors ment for a fibroid 7 East-vie- w Ave., Cin clnnati, Ohio. Because your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound a trial It surely has cured many cases of female ilia such as Inflammation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, lrregu-la- ri ties, periodic pains, backache.eto. For 30 years Lydia 13. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound lias been tbe standard remedy for fenuue ills. No sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and has thousands of cures to its credit. l Ta Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women v to write her for advice. She has to health free of charge. guided thousands Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, L-- CLUB SHOT SHELLS Thank Youa." didnt know I had "Judge. Not every person may have the advantage of lessons in elocution, but Hows This? every person who will may cultivate a Reward for any We offft One ITundrrd Dollar pure tone and a pleasant voice. ease of Catanb itet cannot be cured bjr Hall The first step In learning to talk Catarrh Cure F J CHENF V A CO., Toledo, O. well Is to breathe correctly. We, the undertifned have known f J thenejr last 10 yearn, and beile for the perfectly honLet your tones be clear and as orable ta all buaiires traiiaarUoti him and financially mode by bit firm. musical as you can produce them Did able to carry out any oh'ir&Uons Waldino. Mnnan A Marvin, Wholesale Drurfflxt. Toledo O. you ever hear a person speak the Hall's Catarrh Cure h taken Internally art!? name of Brown so that It sounded directly upon the btood J id mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Fries 76 cents per really musical? bottle. Sold by all Drueetits. Most people pronounce it with the Tate Hail a Family Fills for constipation. throat almost closed and from the A Biased Opinion. front of the mouth. There mut b- - a Do you think buttermilk will proresonance In the voice. Do not waste your breath in speak long ones life, Colonel Soaksby? Auem! I have no doubt, Miss lng, but let your last tone be as dm Plumper, that if a person had to drink tlnct as the first Listen yourself when you speak and buttermilk every day it' would make life seem longer." catch the first false note Do not speak In monotone, but mod ulate yoor voice to ghe exprestUn Important to Ktotners Examine carefully every bottle of Just as you would folow the signs in CASTOIilA, a safe and sure remedy for music. Pitch your voice to suit tbe l me Infants and children, and see that it Bears tbe and placo not so low as to appear secret, nor eo high as to seem bold Signature of and nervous In Use For Over 30 Years. Tbe Kind You Have Always Bought The Vogue of Satin. Tired Out. "Satin, sa s a Paris authority, it "Is the first edition of your novel used for everything that a nomas exhausted yet? could carry." "No. Why? That Includes handbags, scarfs, par I thought it might be from standasols, bands on long gloves, the new so long on the counters ing reticules In our grandmothers' style, When Rubbers Beeome Necessary fans, everything all appear In beaiy And your ahoea pinch, shake Into your satin, usually In blark or In back and shoe Allen a the sntlseptlc white the feet Curee tired, aching Kwder tor of Corns and out takea the sting So look carefully to that material Bunione Alwaya use It for Breaklni New shoes and for dancing parties for all your dresa accessories. everywhere 26c. Sample mailed FREE. what 1 have fered from female troubles, neuralgia pains, and backache. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound is the best medicine in the world for women and I feel it my duty to let others know the pood it has done for me. Three years ago had a tumor hich the doctor The man who Is not tbankkful for Probably No One Thing Is More tbe lessons he learned in adversity Worth Cultivating Than ure didn't learn any. Musical Tone. There must be plenty of thankfulness in the world if those who have Many women overlook the fact that loved and lost could know Just wbat nothing betokens true refinement they have lost. more unerringly than a pure, earnest Why are you giving thanks? They well modulated voice, free from affec- took $10,000 from you In Wall street tation. In fact, it Is In the voice a little while ago, didnt they? that the secret of the charm of many Yes; but I golTout with $20 they women lies. Black and White Eton. B. Black Powder Load. Their popularity began with our grandfathers and has grown like an oak for fifty years. Never equalled in demand by any shot shell more in demand than in any previous year. . to-d- ay get UMC Nitro Club or Arrow The record making ammunition. If you prefer smokeless Steel Lined Shells. Shells have won every Intentate Handicap for two yean straight. A record never equalled by any other ammunition. Y ou cant do better than buy the ammunition used by the Handicap Winners. UMC m Came Laws 1910 mailed free on request. THE UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE COMPANY Af.ocri 299 Bnadwap, N.w Yatfc Citp. DOUGLAS awomIn W. L. 3J? & S4 SHOES 3 BOYS SHOES, S2.00 S2.60 AND $3.00. $3 MO , S3. GO and $4MO nhoon ular nhoon foe the pricenhoon forloa, to meat economical you buy. tho been the atanilard for over .hoes Do W.L.Douglan and mom t pop era positively the bon I made In Amor and aro Ton rr.lln that my h.n year., tliet I make nod Mil morn ST.OO, SJ.AO nnd S4.no shoe than any other manufaetnrer In the I'.H., nnd tbnt FOR 1MIM.AK.I GUARANTEE MV SHOES to liold their look nnd fit bet ter, and wear longer then Buy other a3XN, .hope, S3 .AO or 04.00 (hoe. yon can bar T Duality count. It ha mad. my .hoe. THE LEADER OP THE WORLD. Yon will be planned when yon boy my ahoea beennao of the St and appear. nee. yon will bo mr and whan li coma time for joa to parchaa) another pair, plena! Wsum tho lnat ones worn so well, nnd (av7o o mnrh comfort. SO DOC-LA- CAUTION! If roar B I tlii .botiomTAKE PIO U B6TITUTE an MtnttnA prteu-inp- d cannot aupplr fun vtb w - TVvnatn. Slwft writ, for Mall Ordartlatalc OtreetTBeoek MiHU-W. A. VOUULAS, tatla iai The Rayo Lamp It ldti prodo lamp, mM at a lew price. Thera an lamp, that mat won, bat then I ao better lanpnada at any Oonatruetad of mild Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. truly great piece of work is ways a piece of good work. A braaai blekal plated ee ty ieptataan; aa price. ornament to any roam In any bonaa. Tb.nl. Botkin mown ta tbe ,if ef lamp-mati- n that ean add to tbe rain, of tb.lt ATO'LampUbtat.lna dertoe- - Srery dealer ererynben. If act at you, wrtte ter to dree tbe tbe amnet ef Seacnpttre keener CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY dacarperatod) al- Among the new eton suits sent out tbe Paris dressmakers may be Cos t patios ssasst sad amnraiaa moire suits with noted cream-coloreaorta, dteeeeet. 16 ikoroucblf cured Jr Pie roe square black sailor collars of mousse-lin- FI ant Pollf. The fuVuilte familyby laxnUve. de sole, and also black satin suits The word "tired la much used and with white cloth sailor collars, finish j ed with a double row of git buttons abused. down the front of the short Jacket In black and white fabric combinations white silk with a black veivr! Calar ar feedi krlMr and luf.r ctler than stripe has been seen Ym caa dyt any ((meat nltkevl rtpplnp apart. Writ by tbs family. WHITt ucirr d "The Memory Lingers V CHARM y Thais Thais Thais Endicott, Schmidt the thing is universal. "Unhersal and ridiculous; for they who have read Anatole Frances story of Thais know that she was a very naughty little girl, Indeed. I am quite sure that no real reader of Thais would ever, under any circumstances, consent to be caled such a name. It makes me think of a man who, taking his infant daughter to be baptised, told the clergyman to call her Venus. m But I refuse to call her Venus, Vesaid the clergyman, indignantly. nus is the name of a pagan goddess.' " Well, how about your own girl, Diana? said the man. Address, Allen dozen or mors simple dainties thst will delight Poatum Ctrwl Omnpon y, Bottle Creek, Kick. large, and trimmed in many ways. The trimming is selected with regard to the age of the wearer, for the beaver hat la no respecter of ages, and is worn by the little miss and tho mature matron. Three examples of this thoroughly practical bat are shown here. A pretty turban shape is finished with a single broad plume and Persian silk fashioned into an ornament and drape. This Persian shows touches of gold. The hat is in tones of blue and green belonging to the peacock colorings. A lovely tricorn in black and white is trimmed with a plush ornament and a spray of short white and black half plumes mounted three in the cluster. A smart black aigrette garnishes the pompon trimming. Ahe large shape in a petunia color is designed for a miss, and is therefore simply trimmed with a big bow made of shaded moire ribbon. The lines of the fiat shape are almost un broken. These hats have much to recommend them. They are durable and comfortable, as well as pretty and fashionable. The fortunate possessor of a last years beaver will find it easy to remodel, and tbe hat is a good Investment JULIA BOTTOMLEY. Is call E. Dix-e- What is the use of procrastinating in the face of such Foot-Eas- THINGS MADE WITH TOASTIES, in pkgs., tells how. Two hersef Thais, said Henry at a dinner at Mauquins McGinnis, Laura Jean Libbey, discussing in Brooklyn her successful appearance plush, velvet and leaves HATTERS' on the stage, said: divide the honors 1 talk in of popularity during the coming my monologue about love, marriage and the other interests of winter. All furry surfaces are in the heart. On these subjects women, great demand among those who are especially young women, are strangely ignorant. They really make me think, yon know, of the little girl who was asked by her teacher: What can you tell us about i'leiy other young actress Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound M, y This charming new model is of blue rflk voile. The front and bretelles are 9f silk embroidery of the same shade, and the corselet is of blue liberty. Tbe short sleeves are cut In one piece with tbe body of the waist and are finished with bands of the embroidery over puffs of white muslin. 1 H JSWS1? 53. 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