Show 1 L FOXY SPAROW 3 I 1 watched two sparrows in the tha plot of round r before my flat first fire t build their net lift then raise their brood of fledglings brown and fat N now ow p retty soon oon the these fledglings spread T their hel r wings anil and oft off they hew flew and straightaway the parent birds began to build anew the foolish things hing to movel move I 1 cried they ought ough t to ie be contenti content perhaps Perli apa my dear my wife replied the rho landlord raised th tha rent judge A dead town an old doctor who practises practices in a town not far from rora chicago recently made this boast 1 1 I have brought half the people ot of this place into the world and burled buried the other halt half 1 I 1 had bad an idea said the stranger to whom the doctors remarks had been addressed that about halt the people in this town were dead but still tul unburied I 1 SWEARS AT THEM at IS rolar A ht f c ll 11 e fot the po poet 1 I dare say you have heard ot of the proposed club tor for poets I 1 suppose it will have your approval the editor no I 1 hit bit a poet with oclus a club I 1 usually just wear swear at them man of grit id like to have a box ot of your black berries said the tha housekeeper Inde indeed edt 1 snapped the independent grocer its ita a wonder you would come coma back after complaining stout about the sand band in the last box of borries oh it to IB my appreciation ot of bravery that brings me ine back appreciation ot of bravery yes yea I 1 admire your grit can you beat emt the wan man 1 I heard beard you tell the cen cu man you were thirty the woman yes yea dear 1 told the truth the man but when you married me ime a year ago you sam aid you were twenty two the woman how um time flies when one Is happy A marriage medley nat goodwin Goodw tn actor has baa hla his fourth wife at the time ot of writing when the census enumerator call called he asked goodwin Goodw ln are you single married or divorced T yes yeb said good Goodw win ln rhilan philadelphia at aphis saturday evening post halted letters letter talk about the th intelligence of animals say on 1 I know of a butich bunch of flies files who went to the room of a pour poor blind man and arranged themselves on the flypaper in the form of an interesting story its nat natural u ral use ue maggle maggie certainly did hand me a temon femon at the picnic why did she want to shake you no she wanted me to make the lemonade emo nade TRIALS OF A YOUNG YOUN n alary mary bring doctor Prea chit some more jelly mum an I 1 split the whole lot on the pantry floor mum and yea him has eat all I 1 could scrape up mum prevented from it 1 I wonder how it feels feela to starve 1 1 I never had bad a chance to find and out my esther early in Ws ufa discouraged me amra rota being a poet coming journalism have you any fly paper blerk tw tes str will you have the Aero aeroplane journal or the aviators aviator gazette nw who anck a and dos does not muse mu ifer her hair nel neer r makes A VERY appropriate on the wide veranda of the old bouthern nou a thern hotel sat the titled titled gentle men wit with b their weekly papers papera and cooling mint juleps jeff whispered the chicago man who lied bad just arrived can you tell me the different titles ot of those gentlemen the old colored hostler grinned yeas boss ah ab kin tell tall yo ebby one ob dem dat big stout gemmati gen caan mati wid de empty julep glass am ginneral rom sah do de eddeh benman wid do broad grin am fineral Cb esteb sad and do de lean benman dat am about de wan wah am ginneral clay sab bah the chicago man was interested ah indeed I 1 and who la Is that crab bed looking individual sitting to in the corner him film lands landa boss he am so BO disagreeable en so BO unpleasant on en he risks maks you so BO bahm we dess desa call him elnera Gir teral humidity the extreme of meanness the prosperous farmer was showing me around his estate hello Hel lol I 1 exclaimed with interest as I 1 noticed near his front gate a small building on which was nailed a large sign reading this Is a bathhouse every hobo must take a bath before applying at tho the kitchen door for a handout hand out 1 I had to put that up on account of my dog the farmer explained for your dog I 1 muttered in a w what ha t are you tal talking kin ga g a bout about tone of oc voice yes for my dog ne ce reiterated the blamed animal Is so plumb fastidious that he wont chew chaw up any hobo that aint washed all invalids when the domce boy came in tho the stern old broker looked over his glasses classes with a frown young man be said slowly why were you absent from work yesterday afternoon went to see the baseball game confessed the lad tumbling fumbling with his big cap you did eh yes sir air you said the only occasion I 1 could id take an afternoon off would aco to be to visit th the e s I 1 ck and what has that to do with it well sir air this was one of those occasions ca it was the sickest bunch of ball players that ever came down the pike we got whitewashed to the score of 17 to 0 11 ON THE CATTLE CAR tramp yes air lr ive often been to la train wrecks old gentleman ever any loss ot of life tramp oh yeal why dere was over thirty pigs en an twenty sheep killed outright outrie bt very sad once take T care of your pen pea youve heard them those ancient bunks bunk we tried istook care of our pennies penn lei and aad our wife vitro takes care of our plunk makes make a difference why does bessie grieve so she was jilted by a wicked man brute and why does jack seem so downhearted T some tool girl threw him over the idiot 1 too early gitlis dar darwin I 1 in wrote about the th struggle tor for existence many years ago gillis he be have made a great book of it today with our pros proa ent prices to work with thought though without pain 1 I thought you told me extract my tooth without pain sneered the victim in the dentists chair 1 I did sir replied the suave dentist you still got the maln aln acclimated caller I 1 say bay old man that woman in the next flat annoy yuu you by her hei singing and piano thumping homer not in the least im a bookkeeper in a boller boiler foundry yom yoa know A mere braggart the chap who left la in drinking drin kloe bout ills III corn comrade rades on the floor myself was wai paralyzed no doubt and tind tho the door removing temptation a yeast the preacher wont let us u take our umbrellas into church on a wet day crimson beak well hes right t dont think temptation should be put in it a mans faai way in church yonkers statesman the real ral thing jim lan t drinking now ll oneat did ho he swear off offa no he really gult ault this time |