Show i I 1 Y 4 d E 1 3 S n It Notes o of an Innocent When Lowell Mellett former aide to was asked why the President President President dent is a great executive Mellett said Because he is never too busy to work Add towns you should be glad you didn't name Rising RisingSun RisingSun RisingSun Sun Ind John B. B Kennedy the news commentator says now that the Nazi prisoners of war over here got their own newspaper the newspaper the next thing they'll probably demand will be pensions Sudden Tha wt Say Could the war departments department's request for Mr Byrnes' Byrnes curfew be a move to offset the wars war's interference interference interference inter inter- ference with vilh the birth rate When one night clubman griped about his investments in a newspaperman said This is isa isa isa a total war war meaning meaning total for everyone everone and everything This is your part in the war war war-to to sacrifice fice more than others For some people the war means to go blind For others others to to go broke Which would you ou rather K 9 c ry 1 Congressman Dickstein aimed a I 4 well-deserved well blast at Rankin The I Rankins Rankin's chip on Congressman I shoulder shoulder shoulder-is is a cinder cinder in in the public eye The Allied War Var Crimes commission announced that Hitler and company would be tried for their war crimes It is about time I To repeat a query But what is holding up the trial of Hess I Secy of Commerce H. H Wallace Vallace will be named Man of the Yearby Year Yearby Yearby by the Churchman at its annual ban ban- and Baruch were so honored 7 What wed we'd appreciate learning from Justice Byrnes is what he has done about the defiant Washington Washington Wash Wash- ington D. D C. C up stay joint which at last reports remains open all night That Toledo theatre man manager ger who kept open all night too what about him I Cant Can't he be drafted to help pick pickup up the wounded and dead General Patton so the story goes was holding a meeting with his staff officers when the telephone rang Thinking it was a friend the voice at the other end of the wire inquired Hello is that you you you- you old Undisturbed Patton looked around the room and then spoke into the phone Which do you want he inquired Strange Bedfellows John L. L Lewis Lew Lew- is Sewell Avery and Fiorello La LaGuardia LaGuardia Guardia Americans who defied c their government during the war One wag recently remarked Now that the war dept has stepped into the curfew controversy the Little Flower of New York hasn't a pot to bloom in Telegram from Miami Beach What those magazines magazines maga maga- 1 tines which rapped Miami Beach neglected to add was that since December December December De De- cember 7 1941 Miami Beach gracefully gracefully gracefully grace grace- fully cooperated with a midnight curfew But it was your mayor who was first to violate it Have you any comment to make about that Taking the words out of our mayors mayor's mayors mayor's may may- ors or's mouth he once confessed When I make a mistake mistake its its it's a I Ir r T aut I I It t 1 When General Eisenhower visited visited visited vis- vis Paris after its liberation he and several officers inspected the Eiffel Tower At the i top Eisenhower leaned over the rail and viewed the city After a silence of several minutes min- min utes an aide said U A A penny for your thoughts general Eisenhower visibly impressed turned and said this a wonderful place to hang Adolf The story in the gazettes that new motor cars may be nameless after V-E V Day appeared here on July 10 10 1944 Mr Mrs Krug is quoted as saying it is very possible Draft boards have been instructed to order all swishes now classified F 4 into defense factories as file clerks etc Some Broadway musical shows shows' will suffer most Before his death A. A Woolcott assigned assigned assigned as as- signed his royalties from the s sales of his book As As You Were to care for seamen throughout the world To date United Seamen's service rel from the late authors author's royalties Lt Roland Hill he was Archbishop Spellman's secy sect in Algiers is the first G. G GI to run for public office Has a good chance to tobe tobe tobe be elected mayor of Minneapolis pals report He went overseas as a private and General Eisenhower promoted him with bars made mad from Spam cans because no lieutenant bars were available in the field Recently we mentioned that the war manpower drive in Newark was wasa a big flop We got our data from the war department a pretty good source dont don't you think But Newark officials and newspapers newspapers newspapers news news- papers and the mayor there spanked our wrists for the report So wot So nothing New York papers confirmed it many weeks later as usual You probably heard of the Boston who saw A Tree Grows in Brooklyn and then told friends that it was a astory astory astory story about American peasants r r I 1 I |