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Show Lodge in Bingham on Thursday last was much appreciated by all attending. 5 Did It Ever Occur to You That California don't want to ibrag of her earthquakes. That if . Hollywood was destroyed de-stroyed it might be looked upon by some as an act of God. That if you are looking for some real bargains in blankets, look over the ad. this week of the Moab Navajo Rug and Blanket Blan-ket Company in this issue. Get busy, as they will leave for California Cali-fornia in the near future. That Ben Harries can unearth more stills than any sheriff in the state, and we miglit say the Union. ' That one thing a young married mar-ried man should remember is that his wife's mother could also make good pies. That it is still a hard job for some fellows to find the keyhole. That a one-man lodge is looked upon as a funny organization. That it is easier to supply the i peoples' needs than to satisfy their wants. That Ben Harries says they might as well license bootleggers as to license card games and punch boards and then "knock them over." That if the stranger to whom you are introduced has a twisted nose, you will be able to remember remem-ber that long after you have forgotten for-gotten his name. That it's impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument. That there is not a town in the valley that is not represented in Bingham these days. That the man with a grouch is known by his bark. . That one consolation about the hot weather is hot cake syrup don't need any heating. That while Judge Gary . tried to prove in 45 minutes that the , 12-hour law was a fine thing,' he got all fagged out. That some men will resort to most any old method to secure the girl he wants. That women were made before mirrors, and have been before them ever since. That we were recently told Bingham wa3 an ideal summer resort, as one could sleep here to their heart's content. Salt Lakers can be given this tip free. Spend your nights in Bingham. Bing-ham. That some people are under the impression thut horn goggles make them look intellectual. They never used to think that when the Chink wore them years ago. That Gene Sullivan's intellec-tual intellec-tual talk before the I. O. O. F. |
