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Show ''S'' ' "' - "' T1IE BINGHAM NEWS ; than he"pttM for file same Wand and took them home canned. Canned I It was agreed that they were to have oysters for supper. She bought them and he found them when he got home In a can. He explained that he did not care for cove oysters, and took them back. Obtaining credit for them he went to another store and called for fresh oysters. A clerk brought them forth In a can. Again he explained that he did not care for cove oysters. The clerk informed him that they were fresh, being received in cans three times a week. He bought, them, paying five. cents more ; SUMMONS" ' " In The Justice's Court in and for Tenth Precinct, Salt Lake County, State of Utah, Before E. E. Dudley, v..;.' National Tea Importing Co., a corporation, Plaintiff, vs. James Byers, Defendant. The State of Utah to the De-fendant: You are hereby summoned to appear before the above entitled court within ten days after the services of this Summons upon you, if served within the Coun-ty in which this action is brought, otherwise within twenty days after the service and defend the above entitled action brought against you to recover a judgment for the sum of Ninety-seve-n and 85-1- 00 dollars, and in case of your fail-ure to do so, judgment will be rendered against you according to the demand of the complaint. Given under my hand .this 11th day of July 1923. E. E. Dudley, Justice of the Peace. What Ha Had to Say. My new neighbor came In one morn-ln- g bringing a patr of slightly worn shoes which her son had outgrown. She handed them to my youngest son with the remark: "Try them on, Harold. I am certain they will Just fit you." . Harold scanned thera warily, then drew them on with reluctance. They were a perfect fit. "Now, what do you say, Harold?" Taking thera off he returned the shoes with the remark: "Shine 'em up first, please." Chicago Tribune. SURELY CASE OF HARD LUCK' Usually Immaculate Housekeeper Caught at a Most Unfortunate Moment I am a methodical housekeeper, for which I have been severely criticized by my mother-in-law- , and her daugh-ter, who are more happy-go-luck- y than I. about their work. One day I discovered a moth In my flat, and decided, without delay, to clean out all the clothes closets and trunks. My rooms were In utter confusion when the doorbell rang and, to my dismay, my mother-in-la- entered with guests. She had a happy, conf-luent look upon her face, which, how-eve-r, soon turned to one of tlon when she saw the state of my flat , After a short visit she took me aside and said, in an Indignant voice, "Lula, knowing what an Immaculate housekeeper you are, I brought these two delegates to visit your home, in preference to my daughter's, and this is what I find." Chicago Tribune. MR. GUNNYSACK GETS EVEN For Onoe, Ho Is Satisfied Ho Qot the Bettor of Hated Telephone j Company, Old Mr. Gunnysack, whose standing grievance has been the service he ob-tained from slot machine telephone booths. Is at last mollified. It has been his bitter complaint that frequently de-lay In getting a number has forced him to sacrifice his nickel, the said nickel being a total loss because he lacked time to wait for central to return his coin. The other day he approached a booth In one of the railroad terminals as a harassed and hurried-lookin- g young man emerged and made a wild dash for an about-to-depa- rt suburban train. Mr. G. entered the booth, deposited his nickel and gave his number. "The line Is busy," said Central in a moment or two. "I'll return your money." And with that Mr. G.'s nickel fell Into the little compartment pro-vided. But it wns not alone. With it came 85 cents which the hurried young man, his out-of-to- number being also busy, had not waited to collect New 1'ork Sun. IS$ews Notes! AjL. From A11 Part of 1 UTAH o" Wellsville A fire of unknown orig. in completely destroyed the Wellsville meat market, belonging to Henry Haslan. Pleasant Grove Falling with his horse down a steep slide of 300 feet, Scoutmaster Paul Walker was puin. fully injured while riding in Amerf. can Fork canyon. Panguitch The State Bank oi Garfield at Panguitch closed tts'doori by direction of Seth Pixton, Btate bank commisioner, who automatically becomes receiver ot the institution under the state law. ' Prove Ysaac Baldez, was killed when he was thrown from an auto-mobile trailer near Thistle. Logan A large party of men are working in Logan canyon to remove the 6500 feet of old pipe line nnd COO feet of flume which Ixigan City has decided not to repair. Smithfield Hot peas, together with flying fragments of the cooker lid, pelted and burned a score ot workmen here when a safety valve of a steam pressure cooker failed to operate at the Morgan Canning company's plant. Bountiful The Hampton Auto compuny garage was entered by fore, ing open a rear window and five tires valued at $"5 were stolen. Kaysville J. M. Empey of Siflt Lake, driver of the enr which caused the death of Miss Nettle Irene Baker of Roy, wag fined $100 in the city court here on the charge of driving a car while under the influence of intoxicants. Ogden. Weber county must nt once begin the construction of a new county Jail. This was the ultimatum which was given to the county com-mission following the conference with the commission and the state health board. , Ogden Plans for the building of the Riverdale viaduct over the Union Pacific railroad track at what is commonly called "Manklller" curve have been checked in the office of the United States bureau of public roads and sent to the state road bridge department at Salt Lake. Salt Lake. The Utah Central Transfer company has applied to the public utilities commission for per-missi-to operate an automobile freight line between Provo and Levan and intermediate points. Date for a hearing of the application will be announced later. Ogden Argument over the pay. meat of a taxi fare cost R. B. Dyke-mn- n 80 years of age, a $.'0 fine when he was brought into the city court. Logan. While driving cows to pasture Royal Fisher of Clarkston, turned a corner a little too quickly end his leg, caught between the horse and the post, was broken. Bingham Ground Is being broken for the erection of a clubhouse by the Utah Copper company on the site of the old Shawmut mill. Mt Pleasant. Deputy Game War. den P. A. Poulson has received a shipment of twenty-fiv-e Chinese pheasants to be placed in the fields here under the protection of the local game club. Moab. Ranger Marlon Hunt hat a force of men at work on the south division of the LaSal national forest constructing trails. This work will be completed by fall. Logan Cache county has one of the most bounteous crops of small fruits in Us history. Strawberries, raspberries, currant and gooseber. rles are abundant. Logan. The 2 year old son of George Green narrowly escaped death when he waa rescued from an open cesspool into which he had fallen. Mt. Pleasant Under the auspices of the Relief societies of North Sanpete stake a health clinic will be conducted from July 18 to Setpem. her 1 for the children ot pre-scho- ol age. Richmond For each dollar spent for feed the members of the Jtich. mond Lewlston cow Testing associa-tion received a return of $3.22 on their cows during the month of June. Layton Layton Scout Troop No. 1 has organized a scout brass band. Thirty-fiv- e scouts have signed up for membership. Ogden. Herman Ouy, 16, of Boise, Idaho, was rescued in an unconscious condition from the Weber river by I. Stanford of Wilson lane. Ogden. Weber county property this year is given at $5831,204 as compared with 57,120,(H5 last year, according to County Clerk and Audi-tor L. A. Van Dyke. Bountiful John II. Miller had his right shoulder fractured and the left shoulder and his spine injured as a result of a twenty-foo- t fall while picking cherries. I'rovo. Lee Owens, is In the coun-ty Jail to answer to a charge of hav. lng stolen an automobile belonging to N. A. Booke of this city. Wo Still Fesd the World. The world's greatest provider con-tinues to be our l.'ncle Sam. The De-partment of Commerce tells us that last year the United States exported to the rest of the world foodstuffs val-ued at $1,3(52,000,000 by far the larg-est In history. Export of breadstuffs amounted In value to $748,000,000, to which wheat contributed more than half. The most surprising figures showed that eggs valued at $10,000,000 went to China, the original home of the hen and greatest country in the world. CHRISTIAN LEADER IN JAPAN Convert It Said to Give a Most Re-markable Example of Genuine Mr. T. Kngnwa of Kobe Is one of the outstanding Christian leaders In Japan. He lives In the worst slum quarter in the city, doing the most evangelistic and social work among the degraded. Keeently he has writ-ten much, and his book, "Over the Death Line," has already passed through Its two hundred and fiftieth edition. A later hook, "Shooting the Sun," is also one of Japan's best sell-ers. The receipts from his writings go Into Christian work and amount to 3,000 yen monthly; also his receipts from evangelistic meetings, for he charges one yen for a ticket to five meetings, and people come In shoals. The largest auditoriums are crowded every night, and In Kyoto the city hall, which accommodates 2,000, has been packed twice dally to henr him. Obfuscated. "Either Speck's going to marry Yvette or he ain't, and I'll be John-brown- If I know which I" agitatedly confessed Helolse of the rapid-fir- e restaurant. "Hey, wake up!" briskly ejaculated Claudlne of the same establishment. "How do ya get that way?" "Well, he's quit spending money on her, and that means that he's either got her cinched or Is going to shake her, one or the other." MEMORIAL TO CAMPUS LOVE Nature Took a Hand In Preservation of Trees Shaped by Young Indiana Co-e- d. More than half a century ago a young co-e- d and a young bachelor graduate at Indiana university in Bloomlngton discussed matrimony dur-ing a walk on the campus, during w fjh time the young co-e- d took two small maple saplings, twisted them to-gether and left them. She remem-bered the occurrence long after she had married another, told her son of it and he went to Bloomlngton, hunted over tl)e campus, found the saplings still entwined, grown Into a great solid tree trunk, but with the spiral lines showing plainly they had been lashed together long ago and had be-come one. The son, now a college professor, carried away a picture of the tree. Ohio State Journal. Preserving Time And a COOL KITCHEN Next winter the whole family will enjoy the delicious fruits and jams which you preserve now. Fresh vege-tables, too, can easily be canned successfully, ana1 they will be a real treat when cold weather comes. 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After administering a local anaesthet-ic, surgeons at a New York hospital cut through a man's skull and scraped out a brain tumor which would have killed him had It been allowed to re-main a few days longer. Throughout the operation the patient chatted with the doctors end exchanged Jokes with them. Tiro for the Baby. A young woman appeared at ' the office of an Indianapolis wholesale rubber goods house recently and asked for a "baby tire." Spare tires for baby carriages were suggested, but that was not what the young woman wished. She Illustrated with her fin-gers a circle of about an Inch and a half in diameter, saying that It was the size of the tire she wished. "It's something for my baby to use in cutting teeth," she said. A teething ring was suggested and it fit the specifications. The young woman said she had asked at many garages for the "tire," and had been directed to the whole-sale house. There she was, in turn, directed to a drug store. What Good Are "Ado." Advertising methods of the past were rather poor, and the advertise-ments themselves often misleading. As a result, even conservative and legitimate publicity was looked upon with disfavor for many years. The chief essentials in advertising today are truth and accuracy. No longer do huge advertising campaigns arouse astonishment and suspicion. The selling news furnished by the modern advertiser is a real boon to the busy housewife, as well as to those engaged In pursuits outside of the home, and who have so little time In which to shop. If advertising did nothing else, it would be worth while as a conserva-tor of energy in shopping, writes Floyd W. Parsons In the World'i Work. WANTED PAY FOR KEEPING IT Bank Directors Decided That Particu-lar Note Had Been In Storage Long Enough. B. C. Stokes, president of a bank of Trenton, N. J., tells this story: One day the cashier of a bank said to an old customer: "The board of di-rectors at their last meeting decided that they would no longer renew your note." "That's going to be exceedingly em-barrassing," replied the customer. "Be-cause this note has been In the bank now about twenty-fiv- e years." "Well," responded the cashier, "the directors are not going to turn you down, exactly. They have decided they can no longer discount your note, but they are going to charge you stor-age on it" Push" Boats for Barges. v Push tugs are taking the ptace of those that pull cargo barges. The front of the tug is shaped like a V, The rear of the cargo boat is shaped like a wedge and this fits into the V of the push boat. Thus the two boats be-come one. One push boat can operate three cargo boats. |
