Show TRICKS FOR TEENS By NANCY PEPPER Mock Turtle The latest latet fashion to turn into a fad is the sleeved long-sleeved turtle neck cotton knit T shirt Youre You're wearing it in white whit only and you youtie youtie youtie tie one of your shaded shaded shaded shad shad- ed silk under the roll collar with the long ends end ha hang hang- ag aging ing dorm In back baek On the front of your turtle neck shirt you wear your trickiest pin or set of matching matching match match- ing lag pins pin At a CALLING ALL GIRLS fashion show held up In Stamford Conn we wee counted no less leu than eight of these shirts similarly carted inthe In Inthe the tho first row of the audiences audience Your favorite teen department has the T shirts you have the so so what are you waiting for fora or- or A date with Lon Loa McAllister I Ti Time me Marches On Oh happy the days day wb whoa when A dates datu w were e for eating And happy the days a when whee dates date wore were for learning But now youre you're a teen there's theres BO no retreating retreating- Dates Datu are for making bre breaking breaking- and yearning You Yon SI Said d It and It-and and Youre You're Glad Gladi I IWen Wen Well Mock My Iy Expression Ex- Ex of surprise which you could transpose to mean Well Shock My Modesty It Only wouldn't be so much fun tun that way Glad to Sear Hear if Your W Your comment on all any good news new Sad to t. Dear Bear It Ditto U Ditto on em any DBY bad news Concoct a Witticism Vary Very formal formal for for- mal for tor pop a corny Your Bed Red Wagon That Wac That's your worry Inky Icky Bird New name for tor a drip and no relation to the Dicky Bird who announces spring in that popular song T Nan Man Top man roan formerly known mown as your O. O A A. A O. O Once In lu a Red Bed Moon Indicates Moon Indicates a much longer interval than the traditional Blue Moon I Wish Your Mother Bad Had Raised Ducks Docks This Instead Instead This retort can mean only ono one thing that you wish the person to whom youre you're talking had never b been en born Chee Oboe You You pipe It in a mousy voice and it means wonder ful 1 It also allo means mean youve you've been spinning Rose Murphys Murphy's platters platten Well as the man said when h ho he followed the fire engines entines I 1 want to see what's what cooking TRIXIE TEEN SAYS SAYS- Youre You're so 0 engrossed In how youre you're going to look for this important date that you haven't given much thought to how youre you're going to sound You know he hes he's a big basket backet ball player play play- er you know hes he's a bug bat for aviation aviation aviation avia avia- tion you know hes he's majoring In his hI history tory and economics at school They're all nIl clues to his Interests interests- but you haven't had time to follow tollow one of them Instead youve you've concentrated concen concen- conc concentrated a.- a. on your clothes your hair bair your make Well WeD you'll be pretty pretty pret pret- ty as a picture all aU right right but but haven't you heard that silent pic pie pictures tures are obsolete These days clays a boy prefers a picture with sound sound- a n talky that really has something to say sayf I I I |