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Show ; .That one lady broke her arm the past'; week through falling ori 'n, icy sjdewalk. Your turn may come next if you don't clean off the ice,. ; ' . That the Highland Boy district dis-trict is not looked upon .as a bed of roses for I any -deputy sheriff, whether' lie is acquainted acquaint-ed or not. ; ,i'-vv:-' '. That the Lawrence Bros, intend in-tend to move into more" spacious quarters, in the near future. ', 1 . -- . . f That Ruth has a large number num-ber of boy admirers. '. ' ) ' That's printer who can get out the "Coppertown" as ' the "News" man has done, is far IronT jbcing incompetent. ' . ' . . - , . . . 1 ' " 1 """ 11 " ':' :a Did K Ever 0 OcrioYou That , people ' outside of - the prisons cause all the' trouble in j the world. - - -. , , y - ' That the Kiawanis Club should be one of the most valu-et valu-et assets of .the camp, v ' j ;That with , self control and husband control a' married woman wom-an has hep mind .full. , y " That;even the boys, of Salt Lake speak highly of Jims cashier.- .! .,' ' ' ; v , ' ' -. ' , -' ... "" That you can get )all kinds of commercial printing done at the Job Plant of the Bingham News. ;: ' . . ' - ' ' '"' i That an organization that serves ser-ves no good purpose cannot live in this country, even . its regalia. re-galia. .''--.. That all some people inherit is money. That profiteering is more popular than burglary because a man dosen't need .to work at nights. . That it takes a lot of heroism hero-ism for a poor man to proclaim that money dosen't mean happiness. hap-piness. ' .That " Leonard Gust of the "Binghams News" job Print Shop i3 one of Binghams' best boosters" see him about the printing you need. ,That Europe has not yet learned the lesson of war. - That everybody seems to want to kick the world when its down. - , . . That Uncle Sam naturally feels a bit reticient about assuming as-suming the responsibility of taking tak-ing Europe to raise. That happiness cannot, be bought if it could the rich would all be happy. That the horse had many fauXs but it didn't need hot water to be poured on it in The naming to start it off. I 'lhat some of. the boys in Bingham are enjoying their radiophones ra-diophones even picking tip broadcasts for hundreds pf miles. i That Doc. Woodri'ng's nw Lincoln car is the pride of the town, a visitor here from Chicago Chi-cago the past week commeilt-ed commeilt-ed highly on its beauty. i , ' ' ' That people who never lie-come lie-come physically tired miss the sweetness of rest. I That one way to out-talk an insurance ajrent is to tell him you have an incurable disease. . . . t 'lhat at least two persons ore to be blamed for evefry quarrel. That petting un on a cojd (morninTr is not half as unpleasant unpleas-ant as lying in bed dreading to ;get up. I ' ' ; ; 1h5;t the country that makes millionaries of soap imanufae-jturers imanufae-jturers in pretty safe for oneito live in. J ' ' i i That there is one advantage the por man has he does not need attorneys very often. ' j ; j 'lhat some people spend a lot I of time in exolaining things jthey know nothing about. I 1 i j That it don't take long for j the furry fringe to get on a j newspaper man's cuffs and col-Jars. col-Jars. ; r : That now is the time to s&ict ,'n your subscription and start readinT this week's new serial, "The Joy of Living." . ' i That a dog sometimes m make a heap of trouble, although Jhe is spoken of as the best friend of man. i ' - ThafaM the mining eomDAn-k eomDAn-k are in need of competent nmchme men. ,. hat the Volunter Fire De-."rf De-."rf ments are ever on the alert 'nl ready to answer any call. f |