Show 1 tI a t C OF NEW YORK I Dy By WALTER TRUMBULL TRU et cr O. b use sevelt welt practically never Perhaps that is why I ent Personally I Ir trun for r a train on that thatis is s i not remember names I I Is no better at It Iwonder onder whether it can cnn 1 8 gl trait At an any rate I 1 r than to try to re- re n because If It we do try t tt 1 I wron d any association of ot it I. I and a delusion 1 One Onel I l when you ou want to ree rei ree re- re i e e you usually are In a aare you are trying to In- In Inor Inor or you ou unexpected unexpected- lk one out out of ills his nevus nevus- When hen there Is no sud- sud l 1 tames mmes are easy to r rI reT re- re T I fal always think of ot them themer themer t er er er eryou you need them I iTa 1 a good memory for tor lc rou with pity and tel tol- fact that you do not seems to carry little 0 say You know the hat bearded author l with Gene Tunney Tunney- t Ish h fellow who writes irn In shocked tones i fe not speaking of ot Berf Bera Ber- Ber a Of f whom else could ri rg rg g Isn't he Irish and andt t le a beard and Isn't fland and d playwright Try iI J. J such ich egoists that they liS i out on names Few rep p up and say Im r joking king of Portugal Do me That's Old world Of them are like the them i lm m Corbett tells teUs his r le he member of ot a crowd Sand land who met Jim at athe 1 ilea n he was champion said Of Ot course you youe laid d e I Iwas was the e man In the wi j the whistle on Jack is dack Ck has been getting ettin b Ith a reputation Ar lor or The truth Is that pastern He lie just sn says s 's 4 o everybody I heard beard J once jr e to a particularly t r Is Is he your our youra a bit severely se I dumb mb cluck before dully r lIY but the they're re all b 1 e e moral courage to ad- ad dont don't remember Fret Fre- Fre t until I have ve had a athe I over J over the alphabet and I ot of association Then fly address Mr u rr r Lion or Mr Ir Pick Pick- I J PIke Gene Tunney nest He lie would say J I T dont don't remember you ou t- t but I am glad to see you Then some sonic one who vho had probably shaken hands with him at a training camp would go away callin calling him ill III mannered mannered mannered man man- and high hat i George Creel has the courage of ot his convictions lIe He was standing with witha a senator once In Washington when a man mun rushed up and said You dont don't know my name Why should I 11 demanded Mr Ir Creel I dont don't even remember you ou The senator sighed I wish he said I III had hall the nerve to todo todo todo do that Franklin P. P Adams Is fond of ot such things as crossword puzzles but refuses to spend his time In guessIng guessIng guess- guess Ing log contests If It some one calls him himon himon himon on the telephone and sa says s 's I bet you dont don't know know who this Is 15 he replies promptly You win and hangs up the receiver Women V omen even eyen the most b beautiful and Interesting are hardest to re re- member because of or the fn faculty they have of completely changing their appearance appearance ap ap- ap- ap with a n hat or gown I still grow warm with embarrassment when I think of a woman I met one mornIng morn morn- Ing lag on Fifth avenue It was In the I days when they wore those hats they pulled down over their noses You dont don't remember me she said I laughingly I knew 1 had seen and talked with her somewhere but hilt couldn't for tor the life Ufe of ot m me call her herby herby lJ by name It developed that I had sat next neat to her at a dinner the previous pre- pre evenIn evening rn I 1931 Bell Dell Syndicate Service C |