Show o MM W MW MM HMO M H W This Week lj hy ARTHUR ARTIlUR BRISBANE Aguinaldo's Bright Plan Such Is Civilization Shaw Sees Lenin Cats Can Be Too Big Mr Aguinaldo Filipino leader encouraged encouraged en en- encouraged by the utterances of wandering wandering wandering wander wander- ing United States Senators has a plan He would have the tho United States give Immediate freedom with self govern ment and the other concomitants to the Philippine Islands while continuing continuing continuo ing for ten years more the right of Filipinos to ship goods through our custom house without payment of duty Your government no your jour free tree markets yes Is the program It ought to work profitably especially especially tally If ft with United States supervise supervision ion gone goods from all Asia could be shipped to us free duty through Manila for a consideration Some Americans would suggest a n counter proposition as follows Turn the Filipinos loose to carry out their ideas Uncle Sam retaining an adequate naval submarine and airplane airplane airplane air air- plane base at Manila as of right since he owns the tho wh e place and as part payment for tor tho the millions we e have spent there There would be no free custom customhouse customhouse customhouse house of oC course otherwise the Filipinos Filipinos Fili Fili- pinos could not accurately gauge their capacity to take an Independent place among the worlds world's nations I If you OU come back to earth oarth years hence and find philosophers of or that day lumping this 1931 period of what we call civilization under the tho general heading of universal barbarIsm barbarism barbarism barbar barbar- ism you need not be surprised Cannibals kill a n Belgian official in inthe inthe inthe the Congo Then the Belgian officials kill seven fifty natives with machine guns Nobody invited the whites in in but that doesn't help the natives In Seville Spain n recently two workmen workmen work work- men were killed by police and thirty others shot In strikes called revolutionary revolutionary The strikers were demandIng demanding demand demand- ing food A reliable committee discovers In Brooklyn biggest of the five borough that make up Greater Grenter New York such corruption and vice thoroughly organized organized organ organ- as seems utterly beyond belief bellet And across tho the East River In Manhattan Manhattan Man Man- hattan official political and judicial dishonesty is organized on a scale of profit running to gigantic totals Shooting Shoaling stealing bootlegging hiJacking hijacking hijacking hi hi- jacking racketeering among individuals Individuals here In the land of the free tree and tho the tho home of the brave braye such Is our civilization George Bernard Dernard Shaw and Lady rancy ncy Astor are In Moscow Lady Continued on last page This Week Continued from page page one Astor wl will 1 see a great deal Mr Ir Shaw will talk a gr great at deal and Interesting Interesting- ly Mr Shaw demanded to be taken Immediately to the tomb in the Red Square where the tho body of or Lenin preserved pre served arved to look almost as it did in life lire lies under glass admired b by passing I millions I As he looks at the firm face of Jr Lenin who saw his brother executed b by order I of at the Czar and then Issued the order to execute the Czar and his family Shaw will meditate on the difference I between words and deeds I I There in the Uie Red Square lies a man manof manof manor manI of or deed His name will last in history thousands of years after atter the early j I date when Shaws Shaw's name will be forgotten forgotten forgotten for for- gotten with that of other ingenious I but petty pett writers The heads of or big corporations might visit the lion house in New Yorks York's Central Park Zoo and sympathize with the tho lions Hons The house Is plagued with rats and the gigantic cats In the tho cage are so big the rats are too quick for tor them An ordinary cat as big as a lions lion's paw could kill the rats quickly Lions cannot Regular cats will not stay in the cages because they dislike the smell of lions and fear their size Some of ot our biggest corporations are unable to attend to small matters In their business and suffer sutter heavy loss lossIn lossin lossin in consequence Lions in spite of at the fact that they are big cats are unable unable unable un un- able to look after atter their own rats It is possible to be too big for efficiency Dr Abraham J. J J Rongy chairman of the Greater New York committee on health examination publishes unpleasant ant facts In the current Issue of American AmerIcan American Amer Amer- ican Medicine Dr Rongy urges that legalized birth control Information be supplied to all that want It In order to discourage criminal operations to prevent child birth He declares that such operations are arc performed every very year yearby yearby yearby by physicians In the United States and by others not physicians and the cost to the tile victims Is The money Is not Important but the horrible suffering ButterIng and many deaths are Important Austin J. J Roche police pollee chief of Buffalo Buffalo falo N. N Y says America Is the most lawless country In the world and adds vod Jod vod only knows where we are drift drift- to tho the prisons by Ing lag Stop this parade I boys bors and girls Once a boy or 01 girl go goes os I Ito to prison he ho Is never again the tho same Ho Is forever branded like they used II to brand cattle In the West Vest Perhaps our judges and lawmakers could Invent some b bettor bet bet- t- t f tor r prison for young people than on ODit I In which they play baseball for exor exor 1 I Ielse else cise go to moving pictures for Cor amuse amuse- 1 I I meat ment and take lessons In crime from older criminals for their education I Q 1930 b bj by King Kin Syndicate lac Lc i i 1 i r ri i 1 |