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He Well, .what do you wani me to do ahout It? 1 She Couldn't you bring home that kitty from the club I heard you talk-tng'abo- In your sleep? I One Reason for Thankfulness. "I am miserable," declared Phyllis. "Why?" asked her friend. "I am beginning to realize that Regi-nald married mi for my money." "Well, at least you have the consola-tion of' knowing that he Is not as stupid as he looks." J Better Authority. "It was Shakespeare, wasn't It, who said, 'Sweet are the uses of "Shakespeare may have said It ortst nally, but I heard It from a lawyer who had pocketed 65 per cent of an estate." Boston Evening Transcript. Moving Up One. "A good many of the most successful businesses believe In promotion." said the old citizen of Little Lot. "When a high-salarie- mnn gets through, the only thing necessnry Is to hire a new office boy." Youth's Com-panion. Important Consideration. She I trust. Jack, that our mnr-Hug- e will not be against your father's will. He I hope not; It would be tough for us If he should change It. THE MYSTERY OF IT Mary Does your husband enjoy Bolff ', Alice Yet, but I can't understand why. He geU so mad at himself vtrytlme he plays It Exemplary. An a model of social politeness. Take the echo-- It beata us aU. You never heard of an echo That failed to return one's call. Cynical Definition. "Pa, what is politeness?" "Politeness, my son, Is the art of not letting other people know what we think of them." , He Didnt Understand. "Socrates drank hemlock." "I don't think I have yet sampled that brew," responded Uncle Tobe Snarl. Domestic. "For heaven's sake, John, why are you spanking the buby? What has he done?" "Nothing, fur's I know, Mary; but 1 gotta do something f keep him re-minded who 1 am around here." Nice Hint for Father. Tt was the beginning of the wedding trip. "Dear," the bride Inquired anx-iously, "in the excitement of leaving did you say gixd-b- y to papa aud ma miliar "No," he said, "1 said 'Au revolr.'" Safe Waters. First Angler Thi paper reports an-other case of a bather being bitten by t (tan. Second Angler (after a blank day) Ah. well. It would be sufe enough bathing here I Says a Lecturer. "It takes a Boston audience to fol-- . low yon." "Yes?" "They even get abend of you at times." The Obvious Gesture. "If you were suddenly Informed by n lawyer that you had fallen heir to s million dollars, what would ypu do?" "I'd call for a Rtliiiiilnnt." replied the Impecunious citizen. "Do you think I'm made of cast Iron?" Same Effect. Visitor Yon must hnve been visit' ed by a .had hurricane from the of your building. parincr N'; I rented my farm last month to a movie, concern to make s Bvu-re- comedy. Win I'un. " rjj Locals J ISIIO Mr. and MreTCook entertained an unexpected guest with dmnev ' Tuesday who is on his way to his winter home' down South. J John Honeycomb is tickled with " .. ; the new suit he purchased in town re- - ?k . Bill Speithrif tbas gone to town" Y Will Spigot is elated with the new l transact some business with green roof he has recently acquired. gbiel ' " Released Nov. 9 ' The Old Man's No Slouch Himself - i- -n noMEH 4 x Quwey --4111 S MER OM MlI I GPTEOj 2 "S UE,M"VA I goBeouJ rE coasw WSiE French Serve Canned Food. When most foreigners go to France, they stop only at the big hotels and are served with salmon and sardines fresh from the can that was packed In Tortland, Ore., or somewhere In Nor-way, milk from a can packed in the United States, meat Imported from Chicago's big four packers, bread three days old, vegetables which are brought to town every day by the same country Innkeepers, being part of their unused stock of yesterday. The French hotels seem to think that travelers prefer canned foods. Progress In Sanara. The limits of the great arid wastes of the Sahara desert are slowly being narrowed by the Invasion of windmill and motorcars. The oases are being linked together by good motor high-ways and the sinking of wells Is great-ly increasing the tillable area, The soil Is fertile and, wherever water can be obtained, tropica! fruits, millet and other cereals may be raised. A trans-Saharla- n railroad has been , proved by the French government, but there are many technical problem to be solved In the construction of sucn a line. The desirability and value of rail connection across the desert be-tween southern Algeria on the north and western French Africa on th south Is obvious. New Greek Goddess. The ancient history class at a city high school came to attention. A written lesson was decreed by the teacher. Replying to one of the questions, a boy in the class wrote: "The Greek goddess of the chase was Diameter." Sweet Tattootlel "What's all the excitement in tha freak show?" . "Someone told Tat-tooed Bill he was a marked man. Those Permanent Waves. Life. ; Molly "I've Just had a permanent wave." Cordellia "What ! Have yon " taken to radio, too?" Do your duty and let the other feV-- ' " low do the explaining. Bet He Never Brings Another I (OHfEUK.lDOWlSHWEL IETT0HH IaKI infill COULD RENT THE HOUSE" lit HC UP. A SrSSta 1 TfERE HASN'T BEEH A SOUL .TENANT . S SoM ' HERS TO LOOK AT IT EVEN j 7 ( J IVOUUT-TI- L SIMpt " ) j " THE PLACE tS ALL IN 1 ( 'Kf Tt feS SOU WERE COlfKj TD &RING j M S LArSoNE i nHlDnV " I ME ONE INTO TtC ' Jr', I NEGLIGEE, THE BEDS K - V , . C ? I " " J L'AM j jt Western Union M iMfc. ' t i ' ' i |