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Show Undertaker Had Best of Bid for Business Thomas A. Dwer, president of th New York Rotary club, said at a banquet: "There's such a thing, after all, as carrying business methods too far. "A business man sent for the doctor. doc-tor. The doctor looked him over and said : " 'You're pretty sick, sir, but I believe be-lieve I can cure you.' "Yhat will you charge, doc?" groaned the business man, 'for a full cure ?' " 'Well,' said the doctor, 'it's rather Irregular to estimate in this way, but I'm ready to cure you for $200.' "The business man shook his head weakly on the pillow. Then he managed man-aged with great difficulty to articulate: articu-late: " 'You'll nave to shade that price considerable, doc. I got a darn sight better bid from the undertaker.' " |