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Show CHESTER'S CHUCKLES The popular keynote is related to a banknote. Farming Is the only trade where graitmg is permitted. Man is made of dust, and woman Is forever fighting It. Not the least cost , of an Investigation Investiga-tion is the whitewash. Dear lady, remember even peaches have wrinkles. If you own a second-hand flivver, anyway a post office pen is worse. The advantage of being an aviator is that you miss the chewing gum hazard. Those friends who keep borrowing cigarettes from you might have borrowed bor-rowed money. If the wife Insisls on buying ymrt neckties, suppose she was set on buying buy-ing all your cigars. Suppose they do call you stingy. They never call anybody stingy unless they think he has a pile of money. What if you. don't catch any fish all day. Consider how happy y bafe made the worm on your hook. If you can't think of a bright thing to say at the proper time, cheer up, you will think of it half an hour later. When you had to stay In when the wife's women' friends were visiting her, remember if you went out you have to take the wife's powder pi dog with you Chicago American. |