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Show ! l'E.V POINTS I Exclusion Art iA signed by Collide'-, depriving lu-arst of much ammunition. am-munition. ! Tin; candidal is puzzled at seeing so many people with wet feet on dry land. Tile United States consumes nearly near-ly one-third of the entire sea catch of the world. The poor tish. It begins to look as if America's rail for a capable and competent r.ickel cigar would not soon be ap-. ap-. leased. Woman of 72 burns herself seriously seri-ously smoking cigarette in bed. Evidently Evi-dently this aged flapper stuff is not ill the idle jest. The possibility to learn to play 'he snxaphono in twelve lessons does not of itself beautify and embellisn the world. The man who has smoked a cigarette cigar-ette for four minutes says that there is nothing to it but the first thing we know he is creamating another. Local man is a pipe fitter by day and a box fighter by night. When he enters the ring does he have to send a helper back to the shop for his gloves? The average size of rooms in American Am-erican homes is steadily growing smaller. Husbands of the future will leep with their feet out of the window. win-dow. Benny Leonard announces his purpose pur-pose to retire from arenal activities after he has licked the world's welterweight wel-terweight champion, but Benny was never of a very retiring disposition. His mind is on oiled hinges. The ex-husbands of the world are reported to be over $400,000,000 behind be-hind in their alimony. What shall be done aboutlt? Let the league of nations na-tions declare a moratorium or make back alimony payments in German marks? |