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Show Such Is Life. It happened the other Sunday atone of the downtown churches the christening chris-tening of a pair of twins. All went well up to the moment when the rector asked, "and what is the child's name?" The father drew himself up proudly and answered : "Pershing Foch Haig Marne Mons Lloyd George Wilson Jones." The rector gasped. Then, taking a deep breath he turned to the mother, -who was holding the other child. "And the name of this?" he asked. The meek little woman smoothed her dress nervously and almost whispered -Maud." |