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Show ioit o S).1J1) UhJunhd about Apache's Going Sissy. SANTA MONICA, CALIF. A missionary on an Arizona Ari-zona reservation says the Apache, once the fiercest of the tribesmen, is going plum' sissy, and when a movie company took a group of Indian extras on location these original Americans, being stripped for action, got terrible cases of sunburn.- They'd worn, clothes so long their tender skins couldn't stand the heat. There's a lesson here, although, so far as the victim is concerned, it's probably too late to do anything about j it. Once we'd backed x1 the noble red man J into a pair of $3 j pants we had him 4 tamed. Sitting Bull, in war bonnet and P j buckskins, was a -at8wjfcs 1 splendid savage, l but, wearing over- 4 alls and a hickory N j shirt, he became sSsf-A.i just a brunette farm Irvin S- Cobh hand. The derby hat may be the homeliest home-liest creation ever devised for human hu-man use, but it's the crowning triumph tri-umph of civilization, and the most pacifying for alien folks, as witness wit-ness Haile Selassie, looking now rather like a Filipino bellhop on his Sunday off. Humans Becoming Monkey-Like. A professor of psychology advances ad-vances the thought that mankind, in ages to come, may be headed for the all-fours posture which once the species did use if you accept the evolutionary theory, which most of us do, because we like to think of some people we know as having had monkey-like creatures for ancestors. We say to ourselves, the poor things aren't entirely over it yet. But the learned gentleman who's trying to lift the veil of the future overlooks the lessons of the present. He should study New York and Newport society when European royalty is in our midst. Denouncing the Baby Derby. When Prime Minister Hepburn denounced de-nounced Toronto's so-called baby derby as "the most revolting, disgusting dis-gusting exhibition ever put on in a civilized country" a lot of us gave three loud, ringing cheers. That eccentric Canadian million- n irr whn lpff hie fnrtnnn fnr o nr- |